only posted them on page 46
 

Jees Osreb!

I posted some of your last pics on page 46.

Where's the fresh stuff for us? ;)

issue of repost
 

We`have almost 50 pages of bride pics and yes several are repost.

I collect them and some I know have been posted so I delete.

But sometimes I don't remeber and don't have time or desire to lok back though the 50 pages
to see if that pic(s) already was posted.

I also err on side of repost - If I have some good pics I post 'em. Would rather have good pics
posted several times rather than have one not posted because in MAY be a repost.

So keep those bride pics coming - lets shoot for 100 pages of bride pics.

Osreb

only kidding really
 

Osreb, I was only kidding really. Love bride pics so glad to have someone that feels the same on a board.

OK buffermister; lets post some brides
 

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and smoked cigars and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end

TGIF brides
 

TULANE STUDY

A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:

A study conducted by Tulane's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a
woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and
masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she
tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a
spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

dressed and undressed bride
 

Menopause Jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big frickin red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass

Another brade with honeymoon pics
 

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his
English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he
rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for
him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:

L: Have you any grounds?

P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

P: It made of concrete.

L: I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?

P: No, we have carport, and not need one.

L: I mean. What are your relations like?

P: All my relations still in Poland ...

L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

L: Does your wife beat you up?

P: No, I always up before her.

L: Is your wife a nagger?
0A

P: No, she white.

L: Why do you want this divorce?

P: She going to kill me.

L: What makes you think that?

P: I got proof.

L: What kind of proof?

P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf
in bathroom.

I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'

first attempt
 

Hi Folks,

That is my first attempt to upload some pics. I hope it works. :D

BR from Munich

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good ones -akz - keep posting
 

Subject: A Happy Marriage

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and
party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'

'Where are you going, honey bunch?' asked the wife.

'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'

She went and opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25
different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany,
Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly-pop...but at the bar...you know...they
have frozen glasses...'

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him
by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was
getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't
be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out
5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing,
dirty words and all that...'

'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f snacks because you are
Married now and you aren't f***ing going anywhere! Got it, A**hole?'

So he stayed home............
........and, they lived happily ever after.

Some more

More random brides
 

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last for now

Oh wow, those topless covering pics are priceless!

Thanks

Fango

Are these new?
 

Hope They are?!

Anyone have any info or more
 

of these painted brides and grooms

extra marital affairs
 

The 1st Affair:

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."

"You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!"

The 2nd Affair:

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"

The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"

The 3th Affair:

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."

She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."

"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."

No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."

The 4th Affair:

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."

"One Cent?" the man thought.
He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"

"A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

The bartender replied,
"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."

The 5th Affair:

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."

"There's no need to," his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."

A bride babe of the day
 

A short story

One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or b*tch.

But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.

The End

Misc bride pics
 

Rules for Male, Written by Female

1. The Female always makes The Rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.

7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)

8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.

17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!

******

*****PRO PHOTOS REMOVED*****

Wow!
 

The gal in the first picture, whoah, incredibly sexy!

Thanks

The links don't seem to be working. :(

problem?
 

come on now! My pics have been removed that I posted earlier. What's the problem?

They were all watermarked or pro photos.

Slick

her are some

and some more

ok here are some more

and more

ok others

last

thanks for the bride post
 

In love, there is always one who kisses
And one who offers the cheek....
(French Proverb.)

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven....
(Karen Sunde.)

Love is a friendship caught on fire....
(Northern Exposure.)

Love talked about is easily turned aside,
But love demonstrated is irresistible....
(Stan Mooneyham.)



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Great thread, fabulous updates--mostly new. Thanks!

brides
 

After 30 years of marriage Jacqueline and her husband Mark went for counseling.

When asked to describe her problems, Jacqueline went into a passionate,
painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 30 years they
had been together.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,
feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unfulfilled needs she
had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time,
the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking Jacqueline to stand,
tore open herblouse with buttons flying everywhere, ripped her Bra off,
starts tongue kissing while he embraces her, then puts his hands on her breasts
fondled them, and kissed them passionately.

A side glance at her husband he then puts his hand up her skirt rips
her G-String off and fondles her wildly while her husband Mark watches
with raised eyebrows and mouth wide open.

Jacqueline flushed, try's to cover herself with the torn blouse, and quietly
sat down as though in a total daze.

The therapist turned to Mark and said, now do you understand?
'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week!
Can you do this?'

Mark thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off
here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.'

a few i found
 

not great but hey!

***** COPYRIGHTED/PRO PICS REMOVED *****

bride babe
 

There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.

"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."

One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.

"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.

"I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."

my wifes bridepics
 

enjoy

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some i found this morning
 

some i found

a few more
 

a few more