A Public Service Announcement GIF
 

And when he came, they both slipped and fell to their deaths...
The National Park Service is raising awareness of the dangers of fellatio (blow jobs) in places like mountain peaks and, of course, rim jobs on canyon rims. Thousands are injured or killed each year by falls related to loss of balance during powerful ejaculations. Officials recommend only enjoying oral sex on beaches, trails and campsites, asking that park visitors please keep it in their pants on precarious perches. Only you can prevent fellatio falls.

Aye, 'tis a Sunday
 

Breasts are taking the day off...and beware the blond cockeaters.

Peanut or Plain?
 

Why does it always have to be a choice? Why not enjoy both?

Movies, sports and stay at home moms
 

As Canada drifts by in a brown haze.

1. The dreams are getting more frequent. There are these two enormous headlights...coming directly at me...and I don't swerve to avoid them. In fact, I'm actually compelled to turn my car directly into oncoming traffic. The dreams get worse after our sessions. I just can't get them out of my head...they're all I can think about. 2. Oh, what can they mean doctor...WHAT CAN THEY MEAN?

EXPECTATIONS vs REALITY
 

Let's explore...

Proposition: Say no more!
 

Another round...if you like this sort of thing.

Sunday Punday
 

Hopefully a fun day.

It's getting hot (GIF)
 

You KNOW it's cruel to lock a child or a pet in a hot car without ventilation or water. What's even worse is to lock a cocksucker in a hot car then stand outside and tease her

Freak Ass, Bat Shit Craziness
 

And so on and so on and scooby dooby dooby.