Beat me, whip me, just don't forget to tip me

I do not really want to beat or whip her, but I did give her a good tip for her creativity

so whatever you do, wherever you go, be on the look out for the one that catches your eye

I wish to share some WDA's

Women who Deserve Attention

Are you the guy to give it to them, or you going to be like " that other guy"

you know who he is, he's the guy before you who treated her like crap and did not attend to her needs

That is why she is so in love with you

I was at a chain restaurant the other night, just minding my own business when a commotion broke out at one of the tables behind me. I turned to find a sawed off runt of a man yelling at one of the young servers.

She had spilled a drop of beer on his alligator boots, and since his brother owned this place, she was going to be fired as soon as he told the brother what happened