Some actual jokes and funny pictures in the humor thread
 

1. It was a long wait and a hot day at the Goodyear tire shop...Joan decided to air things out a little.
2. While you're house sitting for me, can you please give the plant plenty of water and the plant holder plenty of dicipline?
3. The exhibionist couple died happily together... and they sure found an appropriate alternative to being buried or cremated!
4. She's expensive, but Donna will definitely get your windows squeaky clean!
5. Ronald McDonald has ways to deal with competitors for your dining dollars.
6. Arrrgh...she be a cum eyed gal! And awfully easy on the eyes too Aye aye! ("Pretty eyes, pirate's smile...she'll marry a music man")
7. This may not be an "old world look" but it's definitely a timeless view. ( See sign )
8. Joe has a lot of unique ways to get his wife's attention while she's trying to read.
9. Ever since Mike started rubbing chocolate liqueur on his cock, this has been happening. ( Women need chocolate! )
10. Customers who voiced loud, obnoxious sexist comments in front of Vicki the angry feminist bartender, were always treated to "The House's Special Brew." (Love the tattoos )

Sunday Funnies
 

1. What comes around...
2. ...Goes around.
3. "And another thing...everyone else in this trailer park runs around with all their clothes on! This place is sick! SICK, I tell you!"
4. Bob has been masturbating too much. Now the only way he can get it up is to beat off. Carol is getting damned sick of it!
5. Anyone care for a pretzel?
6. "Any Time Any Place" Alice just got the itch again.
7. Now this is the photo this couple's kids are going to REALLY appreciate finding after they die.
8. Never ask Judy to gather the firewood...she has high hopes...she's got hiiigh hopes...she's got high apple pie in the sky hopes.
9. Alcohol abuse isn't funny. OK...sometimes it is.
10. Ever since Darnell moved into the old house he heard unearthly moans, screams, and strange squishy sounds...he also heard strange clicks and saw flashes of light. Until he finally got brave enough to look outside, he thought it was ghosts...SURPRISE!

Attachment 7424244

Funny face, self shot.

Stuff
 

Messing with an old saying?
1. Don't worry about pointing out the little speck of spinach in your friend's teeth...
2. When you've got a whole mess of the fucking shit in your eyes!
3. If you go around with your mouth always open, someone is bound to fill it with cum.
4. Don't worry about your friend's plank in your hands when you have more cum on your face?

Other stuff
5. "Get in the storm shelter Auntie Em...a titty twister is a'commin'!"
6. Fortunately no one was injured.
7. I suppose the New England Patriot's Tom Brady is going to get blamed for THIS too!

1."Shiiit...how much did I drink? What did I do? WHO did I do it with?":eek:
2.DOG: "Look at her tits and I will rip your testicles off! Judge me by my size, do you? Huh! And well you should not!" :mad:
3. You know you need anti-depressants when you can't even react to your server commmitting suicide over spilled milk. :(
4. "Now Honey...the next time you work with Crazy Glue you should wear an apron. (There are drawbacks to being a nudist) :rolleyes:
5. Rita has a fool proof way of testing her rain gutters. :confused:
6. Nancy has a fool proof way of testing whether she needs to do laundry or not. ;)
7. When Olympic triple jump gold medalist Heath Horndog cums...:p
8. "Wait....are we like...squatting in pee?" :confused:
9. "Hey baby...are you drunk? ..Looksh shlike yer busted!" ( A can't miss pickup line if ever there was one!) :o
10. If any of these jokes offend you, see Natalie in the "I Love You Funny Face " complaint department. :D

Different Strokes For All You Strokers
 

1. She's got stars in her eyes... she must be in love.
2. Some women don't want love. They just want to be hosed.
3. Whatever you do, don't look at all those creepy dolls staring at you....don't do it! Uh oh...there goes that nice erection you had!
4. After the beast fuck pounding she took from all of her brother's buddies last night, she just wants to be sure it's still intact.
5. Ever been beaten soundly with a toilet brush? Painful and humiliating. No caught peeing pic is worth it.
6. Sweden's Winter Olympic Mooning team, training hard in Copenhagen.
7. Her GPS isn't working, but thankfully her panties know the way.
8. This is what ALL women do when men aren't around...isn't it?
9. Exhibit Number One...Facials are degrading.
10. Exhibit Number Two...Facials are glorious. (Diversity is good.)

Saturday Funnies
 

1. I have eaten in Waffle House in my travels. I enjoy their "loaded hash browns...but not once did I ever get THIS kind of service!
2. Ever since she was a child, Julie always found creative ways to descend stairs. The thing is...these days... NO ONE complains.
3. DO I have to say it? OK...looks like her husband has got her over a barrel.
4. Just remember this come Mother's day.
5."Now how did THIS get in here?"
6. A shot for the carpet munchers?
7. It's the only way she can get her cocksucking sister to have a drink with her.
8. So she's either had sex with about eight guys or someone hasn't yet rubbed in the soothing lotion for her sunburn...you make the call.
9. "KERRI! Of course it's cold! You're supposed to hover...not dip!"
10. "Now a'hm jus' a lil' ol' country doctor who makes house calls...but ah thinks yuh be pregnant." (Another brilliant diagnosis)

All In A Day.
 

Things we like.

1."Really,Honey.It's not what it looks like.The bear and I are just good friends."

2.With the auto-pilot engaged.Cindy and her lucky passenger had no trouble joining The Mile High Club.

3.The girls at The Beaver Burger demonstrate how they increased sales 182% on the 11-7 shift.

4.Linda figured on a foolproof way to remind her husband to plow the back pasture.

Sunday Funnies
 

1. This picture proves it! She's the best hair brush fellatrist you're ever likely to find! ( Perhaps the only one?)
2. Prudent advice for all women: When you've got some SERIOUS seduction to do, your pantie choice is absolutely crucial!
3. Bored with shopping for toys for the grandkids, Grannie decided it was time to go fuck the hunky clerk she saw on the way in.
4. Keep wankin' boys...she's pullin' for you!
5. It says in the owner's manuel: "If your pussy is really hot, take steps to cool it. "
6. Judy the nympho's friends accused her of "fucking everybody and everything but the kitchen sink" Well...
7. Dude...only like the best taxi service EVER!
8. Don loved his blue towel. He carried it with him almost everywhere. Talked about it constantly. His girlfriend Kim finally had enough!
9. "What? How the hell did I get in this thread? I was trying to get in Crabbing's kitchen thread...dammit!!!" ( OCC can get confusing)
10. "Ebony and I-vory....fuck together right here at OCC...side by side on the bed...they all scored...oh lord... why can't weee? "
(Song lyrics destroyed for free right here at OCC...as Michael Jackson rolls over in his grave and Paul McCartney consults his legal team)

Start the week laughing
 

1. Being a visual person, once Monica saw the "how to" pictures she quickly became an expert cocksucker.
2. Well...there was SOMEBODY in Sam the Zookeeper's bed. He thought he'd better figure out if it was a male or female.
3. Caution: Objects in the mirror may actually be hornier than they appear.
4. What young men lack in technique, they make up for with enthusiasm?
5. Madame Rachel ran the best "escort" service in the ballet universe.
6. **removed**
7. Young pups with their chew toy.
8. The young white house intern would eventually give the terrorists ALL the president's secrets...that she knew of. (Actually, they got zip)
9. And you thought YOUR Monday was bad!
10. Someone needs to tell Rebecca there are safer ways to retrieve tangled tampon strings.

Tuesday Titters
 

1. When you come home and find your wife like this at 7:45 pm...it's time to give her a long break from the kids and housework.
2. The irony is, she married the ruthless entrepreneur with the idea that he would be a good provider...and she'd lead a comfortable life.
3. His girlfriend's lost panties in his wife's hand...this was the last thing Steve remembered seeing before he woke up in the hospital.
4. "But Laura! They didn't HAVE virgin sacrifices during the Renaissance!" (Another Renaissance Faire participant who doesn't want to die)
5. Uh oh...she just realized you haven't been staring at her cell phone.
6. Sandy was so pleased! Joe had never shown any interest at all in her dog before...and now he was taking pictures! (Uh huh...)
7. Don't laugh guys...if that thing was splitting YOU open, you'd have the same painfully dismayed look on YOUR face.
8. The Dollar Shave Club has a pretty good thing going...but the Lesbian Shave Club has more TRULY satisfied customers.
9. I've been in a LOT of shopping malls in my lifetime and I've never seen anything so inviting. Have you?
10. During Prohibition, the sweet and pure Anderson sisters grew so sick and tired of listening to their preacher father's sermons about sex and alcohol...that they finally, as a team, decided to get drunk and get laid. (Great news for the Johnson brothers)

Hump Day Humor
 

1. There's nothing like the joy of a kid in a toy store!
2. "And when I'm through fucking your brains out, Ms. Rothstein, we can talk about that Insurance policy again." (Don sold a lot of what he called 'No Brainer insurance' policies to bored housewives. Did women need insurance AND a good fuck? No brainer.)
3. Sexy? Yes, but when she sits up...the photographer is going to be sorry they used a full bottle. That's his favorite chair.
4. This poor young woman is being devoured by pool piranhas, and all you can do is stare at her nipples! What kind of person are you?
5. Here was John's proof that he shouldn't leave his wife alone with the handsome young dry waller.
6. Clearly, Cecile was trying wordlessly to ask Nick for something she needed him to do...SOMETHING important...but what could it be?
7. For Jimmy the choice was difficult. Play with his favorite Tonka dumptruck...or the new and very strange nanny.
8. The photographer's well trained dogs are highly skilled at getting women to bend down while all their bras are all still hanging out to dry.
9. "Wwhoooa...weee're...daaaancinnng...innn...sloooow ...mooootion!"
10. "Pssst! Don't tell your boyfriend...but how'd you like me to chew the sand out of those curly little pubic hairs of your's?" ( It should come as no surprise that lesbians use bad pickup lines too)

Thursday
 

1. You should have known she wasn't going to enjoy giving you a handjob while you look at videos of your ex wife!
2. Mr. Upskirt Photo Sneaker...you are busted!
3. Moonbeam Smith will tell you that her "Dance of Growth" is good for her plants. The fact she does it topless is good for us.
4. You get Mardi Gras beads for showing your tits. For having your pussy photographed, you get to appear on Internet porn sites!
5. Our historic first photographs from the new "OCC Tick Cam." (Voyeurs will stop at nothing.)
6. "Jenny...I think we killed it."
7. The new "Chastity Thong" works a lot like a mousetrap. Ouch!
8. Would you like a coconut...or two juicy melons?
9. If this is the reaction YOU get on a nude beach...it's time to put your pants back on.
10. Not only does it give her orgasms, Heidi likes John's cock because it's an excellent gum cleaner.

Friday Fun
 

1. This is Mandy. She gives me wood. (What?)
2. This is not wood. I don't know what this is.
3. Meaty Milfs make marvelous meals for marine monsters.
4. Sleeping Sara screamed as she dreamed of being reamed.
5. Ah...the infamous "Building X." Where the federal government has been conducting top secret experiments involving exhibitionists.
6. Some girls are more excited about the prom than others.
7. When Natalie the masseuse runs out of massage oil, she can usually improvise - especially if her client gets her excited.
8. When Jane came home and found her housemate sniffing her underwear, she made arrangements to move out immediately...
9. ...but her new housemates wouldn't stay out of her lingerie drawer either! Poor Jane.
10. The three friends went out, together and topless, to face the fury of the coming storm. They would uphold their vows to defend precious summer until the bitter end.

Sunday Funnies
 

1. Her dad always said that Tina was out to impress every young buck who came along. I guess he was right.
2. "Pierre...I'm downtown. I've forgotten to wear a slip with my skirt... and a strange man with a camera is following me! Please bring me a slip or a pair of pants before this man takes a picture of me that ends up on the Internet! Hurry Pierre! Hurry!" (Pierre was too late)
3. The tampon marketing folks encouraged an active lifestyle, but made no promises about swimming in shark infested waters.
4. "I have some very bad news for you, my pretty. Batman is just Ben Afleck in a very corny rubber suit."
5. The folks at Kymco wish it to be known that riding their ATVs in an unsafe manner could result in serious injury or death.
6. On a business trip, Ann brought a dildo and visual stimulation, hoping to give this new "masturbation thing" she'd heard about a try.
7. Weird Science
8. "What? He brought two buck chuck to our honeymoon picnic on the beach? That cheap bastard!"
9. This just in...A wilflife camera has finally captured a clear shot of the person who's been stealing our sunbleached snail shells!
10. She'd been holding it for the whole damned riot. Finally, she got some relief...and, unfortunately, Internet imortality.

Another Pleasant Sunday
 

Happening in neighborhood near you.

1.Try as he might. Zoe's Dermatologist couldn't identify her skin condition.

2.Having accidentally left her dildo at home.Cheryl buys a suitable substitute.

3. Even his friends told him that Phillip was taking the term 'trophy wife' far to literally.

4.Brenda finally found out that things do go better with Coke.

Young Female Anthropology 101
 

1. Here we see the Five Shade Horny female preening in an attempt to find a suitable lover...
2. It takes her no time at all to attract the attention of a Four Bra Hickey Giver.
3. Notice the Yellow Chested Pantsless Brunette sniffing the pantyhose of a rival...
4. She then marks the hose with her own scent as a way to assert her territory.
5. In the highlands, where the trails fork, two young hikers perform the rarely seen "Bench Dance"
6. Note their remarkable synchronicity and incredible balance.
7. It is a very tiring ritual.
8. And speaking of rituals...The Slumber Party Mounting Ritual is a way for young women to act out sexual fantasies...with clothes on.
9. "Damn...now you know all of our secrets!"

One more post to start your week with a smile
 

1. She looks rather fetching. He IS fetching.
2. This May/December romance works because after plucking hers...she has eyebrow envy.
3. Martha remembered everything on her list of things that she wanted to bring to the beach...except her kids...
4. ...who went next door and surprised Ms. Softbottom, who was preparing to do some nude sunbathing in her backyard.
5. "Ow! I stepped on something squishy and it stung my foot..."
6. "Does this look like the culprit? Do you want for me to eat him? Do ya? Huh?" ( Cindy needs to eat more before she leaves the house)
7. "My last lover was hung like a freakin' whale!" (Mary loved to constantly remind her husband of her amorous past)
8. Another shot for the old "Girls Showing Starfish" thread. (Ah...OCC Nostalgia!)
9. "Whoah! Damn...who put a dildo on my chair?" (Never walk around nude with a prankster in the house.)
10. OK..THAT'S TWO POSTS IN ONE DAY. I HOPE YOU'RE PACIFIED!

Tuesday Titters
 

1. Sometimes women become nudists because they just can't figure out how clothing works! Doh!
2. Suzy gets awfully excited when she finds a good deal on bologna.
3. Here's Sheila, next to a log, writing IN her log. Oh...and her boyfriend just happens to be a logger.
4. "Now HERE we see why this place needs a bigger women's restroom!"
5. Ladies, if you choose not to swallow, semen makes an outstanding dishwashing aid.
6. "I am NOT a parrot! Now you come over here and get on your knees to apologize, tourista!" ( Carnival dancers were very edgy this year)
7. The table is set and the spread has been laid out. Anyone hungry?
8. This is what happens when you lock yourself out while nude sunbathing...fortunately hubby didn't work too terribly late.
9. "I'm a seagull! I'm a seagull! I'm going to eat garbage and shit all over the pier!"
10. Which reminds me...what sort of pictures do you suppose Alfred Hitchcock jerked off to?

Hump Day Humor
 

1. Now this is probably the greatest event this old dude has witnessed in thirty years...do we want to spoil it for him by making a joke of it?
2. No "Stairway to Heaven!"
3. This picture could have become the greatest military recruitment poster of all time...but it here it languishes in the Funny Face thread!
4. Another victory for the invincible mechanical bull...and a nice partial beaver shot for us!
5. Most women inevitably face this moment of truth. It can certainly be a life altering decision...To suck...or not to suck?
6. Women who sleep with hairy men...(sigh)
7. There has to be an easier way to get a free ride with Amtrak.
8. There has to be an easier way to avoid a ticket for an expired parking meter.
9. Aliens from Venus are among us! The good news is... they come in peace. The bad news is... half of them smoke.
10. One of the wisest observations of all time? Who was it that said that men start their lives fighting to get out of here...and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in?

Much Ado About Nothing
 

1. One of the more interesting expressions anyone's ever had just before the alien bursts out of her stomach...
2. ...and I love the expression on this topless gal...she looks like she's being taunted and is up to the challenge of a cat fight...
3. ...but this one is the best. She looks like she's working so hard on that clit...and the dog walker..."What's this world coming to?"
4. Fellers...get you a wife who loves doin' the laundry this much and you'll be one clean and happy man!
5. And now you know what sort of pics ninjas jerk off to...
6. "Come inside and I'll show YOU a lot more than the folks at OCC are seeing."
7. She was kinda goofy and didn't get a lot of work done...but this secretary somehow always got good paying jobs.
8. Butt buddies?
9. If you've been following this thread, you know the song by now... so I'll just say "ditto."
10. Comment: I call these sorts of pants "Jello Pants." The reason is that you can find the firmest butt ever, and in these sorts of pants it will still jiggle like a bowl of jello. Has anyone else noticed this phenomenon... besides Bill Cosby?

Scouring the net for pics......6 hours
Uploading pics....................2 hours
Ripping off a quick one.........2 minutes

Ghosters comments.............timeless

Thanks

Friday Night Funnies
 

1. Beware...OCC Moderator MUDBUG is watching you! :eek:
2. She's worthless at the race track but for the cost of a few oats she's mighty good company.
3. Never change your motor oil yourself. Hire a professional! (This message paid for by Lascivious Lube of Malibu, a Funnyface Company)
4. Take it from Rex..."There's always lots of exciting smells in the country!"
5. HEADLINE: "Voyeur Photographer Seriously Injured By Angry Sunbather"
6. "Hello World Wide Web! After several Estrellas, I'd like to present...my tits!"
7. "AARRRGH! I was trying to be in the 'Caught Peeing' thread! (Yet another navigational error made my Google Maps)
8. Take her hand...let her lead you to a world of forbidden pleasure. Or just sit there in your mom's basement wanking away...Loser.
9. "And just what are you looking at? My pretty blue eyes? Of course! That must be it."
10. Another stirring episode of "The Horny Dead"

Hump Day Humor
 

1. The sentiment of every adult Star Wars fan in this galaxy: Kick Jar Jar Bink's ass... far, far away. (George, what were you thinking?!?)
2. Uh oh...seats on the 50 yard line are probably going to be extra expensive this year with perks like this!
3. My wife was in Paris this summer. Here she is at the famous tower! Don't you see the tower? You don't see it? Really? It's right there...
4. Derek's swimming lessons cost a little more...but every student seems to really enjoy learning.
5. The 2016 Lexus Sexus features the new "Pantie Shift" technology. See your Lexus dealer for details.
6. See...the whole idea of a condom is that it's supposed to keep the sperm away from the vagina...so this is not...oh never mind!
7. Looking for cheap fresh meat? You've come to the right place!
8. Well...this is an agreeable lass!
9. "Damn...my bra STILL isn't dry!" (Lucky for the voyeur with the camera!)
10.So I eat pussy... What's all the Fuhrer about?

Everyday Happenings on Different Days
 

We do not remember days, we remember moments.
Cesare Pavese

1.Amanda's friends just couldn't understand her attraction for her new boyfriend Ima Bigfoot.

2.One problem Debbie and Paula never had while hitchhiking was getting a ride.

3.You can never be to sure on a 1st date. But Rick had a feeling he was going to get lucky tonight.

4. When she saw her new bf. Cindy realized she was now stuck between a rock and a hard dick.

Another Day in Morningwood
 

That great town where the unusual happens.

1.It didn't take long for the new reality cooking show, 'Morningwood Kitchen' to become a big hit.

2.Brenda finally came to the conclusion that her husband wanted her to try IR sex.

3.New Cellphone for your GF: $400.00. Letting her move in rent-free: $375.00. Her not knowing the settings on the camera and sending out a nude picture to everyone in her Contact List?: PRICELESS!

Laugh or Not
 

1. Some women view the world through rose colored glasses, and some...
2. Jerry seems to be serious about sharing his wife. You go first.
3. Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away...Apparently Star Wars was popular even before it was popular.
4. Jenny is a hands on sort of girl.
5. Don't give me no lip.
6. Another boring Wednesday...nothing to do but sniff her own underwear.
7. "Look...I'm going to be the ghost of a stripper for Halloween! Booooooo!"
GREAT RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD EXPLAINED PART ONE
8. LEZBYTERIANS: For women... who worship the scent of a woman...Hooha!
9. PANTIECOASTAL: For those who believe in wearing their panties to the beach.
10. CHEWISH: Self explanatory.

1. Now we know where the term "skin flute" came from.
2. If you are prone to gossip, self control is an admirable trait.
3. Her arm trapped by a boulder. Instead of hacking herself free with a pocket knife...Melissa decided to simply take off her shirt.
4. Tanja wasn't confident enough to quite nail "sexy" in her Mercedes ad acting job. Still, it's nice to see her panties.
5. Fortunately for Betsy, in most states marriage isn't exclusively between a man or a woman anymore.
6. She looks like she's still uncertain about what comes next...but we all have a good idea, don't we?

Early to Mid Day in Morningwood
 

More unusual events.

1."Seriously.Dr. Carter said he can do a through breast exam if we just send him some topless selfies.You have to admire modern technology."

2. The last thing Pete remembered was tripping and falling in front of The Twin Peaks apartments.When he woke up he was sure he was in heaven.

3.Having been wasted and out of it for most of her Vegas trip.Anna insisted her husband show her the vacation pictures.After that she was sure she'd had a good time.

4. The employee's at Morningwood Mass Transit did everything they could to boost ridership.

Happenings around Town.
 

Ya never know whats going on....

1."Now that I have you tied to the bed,Frank.Remember when you fucked me up the ass when I was drunk?"

2."Thats right,sir. Count the pubes and get a special prize."

3.Since he'd finished the job ahead of time and on schedule.Mona was forced to get her contractor his signing bonus.

4.Yes,her landscaping crew weren't the best in the world.They had other attributes that Tina liked.

Fun Fotos
 

1. Most people like to start their day with coffee...It's healthier to bend your lover over the kitchen counter and lick her until she screams.
2. Odds are this is not mentioned in the "Product Usage" paragraph on the label.
3. I really appreaciate art like this. I don't mean what SHE'S looking at.
4. If you feel froggy...leap!
5. I've heard it's bad luck to see your bride before the wedding. If you keep your eyes closed is it OK to ass fuck her up against the outside wall of the church?
6. "Well...I'd love to donate to you're charity but you've kinda caught me with my pants down..."
7. "...and for my next trick I will drown this small dog!" (Liz had a dark way about her)
8. With the advent of the Internet, librarians everywhere are trying creative means to generate more interest in books.
9. Jenny even turns toothbrushing into an erotic experience.
10. Meanwhile, behind closed doors at the convent...

Morningwood Sunday
 

Definitely not a day of rest.

1.Morningwood Farm Equipment only sold tractors.But they sold a lot of tractors.

2.'I think we can say without hesitation that the super male enhancement pill our company developed really works.And as soon as the rest of the research team wakes up I'll tell them.... Opps..Here comes our test subject again,Honey.Got to go,bye.'

3.'Don't read anything into it,Sweetheart.It's only the fourth time my Supervisor allowed me to crash on his bed....uhhh couch this week.'

4.Dr. Taylor had impeccable credentials in her field of study. Unfortunately two large obstacles kept her from being taken seriously.

5.Not only did Becky get off using the cucumber.She had the satisfaction of adding it to her b*tchy mother in laws salad later that evening.

Sunday Fun
 

1. "Men? We don't need no stinkin' men!"
2. Support our troops...about a 34B cup ought to do.
3. The sad part is he's probably dreaming about half naked women. Life moves pretty fast...you need to stay alert.
4. Sit on my balls and tell me that you love me.
5. Becky was willing to give the robbers anything they wanted...that's why she took off her clothes when she heard them breaking in.
6. The definition of "Broad Daylight" is when you get awakened by some broad...anxious to get her tongue up the crack of Dawn.
7. The local swingers club is far too literal.
8. They say twins are very in sync...
9. Sure...they like to pretend...but offer them the real thing and they run away screaming!" -or so says Mike the Janitor at the college.
10. Alcohol juuuuust might be a factor here...anyone else think so?

I'd love to know the story behind this. Is there any more?

More Stuff
 

1." I weesh to welcome one and all to this wretched hive of humor." ( Moohoohoohoohaha!)
2. The Blue Lez Group during a rocky performance.
3. Some people just walk around with a chip on their shoulder, while others...
4. ...find ways to suck it up and get on with life.
5. Scott licked his lips anticipating the first article of clothing to be removed in the friendly little card game.
6. Vito longed for the days when he could do more than just look.
7. Herring flavored dildos weren't a big hit with everyone in Norway.
8. Betty does her best Karl Malden impression.
9. Waiting to surprise her husband by hiding naked in his car...Kim was the one who would be surprised. It wasn't his car.
10. The waiting list for Wilt Chamberlain's paternity suits.

Saturday Goofin'
 

1. "OK...so I'm a slob...but if this is so repulsive...why do you have an erection right now?"
2. Is this why people say: "I gotta go to The Head?"
3. Yes, she was frightened of the ghost...but it could eat pussy much better than her boyfriend so she kept cumming back.
4. I didn't do the photoshop job on the kid in the background...but my first thought is that he's Pigpen from the Peanuts comic strip.
5. Ever have a dream like this?
6. "Hmmm...my husband won't buy me fishnet stockings...but maybe I can make some. "
7. "Judging from the tracks, I say the men who stole our clothes passed this way about an hour ago."
8. "Ja, ve at Volkswagon haf had zum bad press lately about ze emmisions...but please just look at ze model's arse...und forget."
9. Cock bag.
10. This needs to be a new wedding tradition: Everyone gets to finger the bride.

Start the week laughing
 

1. This looks to me like a scene from the next "Terminator" movie. (The red eye...the teeth...Cyborg sex?)
2. You see who this is...and no, I don't know if I'm the father...but I want to believe.
3. Somehow the initial suspicion that his wife was cheating didn't hurt as much as the day Joe found out who the other guy actually was.
4. No means no, Hairy.
5. Moving on to the next lover...Joe thought he had given her a thoughtful first Christmas gift.
6. Multi-tasker? (Just an amusing photo)
7. Which spreader turns you on the most? I know some of you prefer the hairy one...come on...admit it.
8. Paola is a liberated woman. Her reading choice proves it.
9. On to the next lover...oh man...of all the nights for Joe to come home early! (Not a good month for Joe)
10. Why can't we buy human milk at the grocery store? We're humans...why do we drink the milk of another species? Just saying...

1. I love Indian women...they are sooooo stacked!
2. Can you think of a good wisecrack about Whitecracks?
3. Instead of bar codes and lasers... librarians are experimenting with this new book checkout system.
4. "Whoa...this thread makes me kinda dizzy!"
5. "OK...we've run out of gas in the middle of nowhere and none of us have any clothes...this is the last time Megan gets to plan Girls Night Out!"
6. Everybody loves the sound of a train in the distance. Heidi loves the sound of trains a LOT closer.
7. More than just the wind blows in the desert.
8. The windows don't get all that clean but I just can't bring myself to fire my housekeeper.
9. Crazy Christy will pull her hair out by the roots if you don't have a good wank over this picture...please help!
10. Wisconsin girl at Key West in January? Or a Christian flashing God?

Sunday In Morningwood
 

Everyone's favorite town.

1.Serena was so happy about her breast enhancements,she just loved showing them to anyone.Except The Chief of Police didn't appreciate them as much.

2.Harriet's reasoning for clothes shopping naked was simple. 'She simply didn't have a thing to wear.'

3.From a political point of view.Monica always straddled the fence.

4.When Rhonda's male friends heard she liked playing nude hide & seek. They always indulged her fantasy.

Sunday Funnies
 

1. Little Big Man
2. After a dip...try flapping yourself dry.
3. I'll bet you're sorry you didn't get an art degree. Wow. Some guys get all the luck!
4.You know how dogs always give you enthusiastic greetings when you come home? Becky decided to return the favor.
5.This cure for Nancy's penis envy is only temporary.
6. Another lucky dog has his day.
7. Vera has certainly chosen a novel way to douche.
8. Kira prefers cats...maybe a little too much.
9. If you are a health care worker and you saw " The Godfather" you are probably getting the defibrillator about now.
10. Cute little chipmunk face...