Chewbacca has no dick
 

And Leia needs to get leia-d.

From really lengthy blowjobs to fish tales
 

And what could be funnier than war?

GIFS
 

1. The old pie in the face gag. It played better in the 20th Century.
2. All these mass shootings...you kinda wonder what inspires them. Or do you? This is a game? Yikes!
3. If OCC ever goes off line, Alex is going to be obligated to have all our OCC women escorted to other amateur porn sites.
4. The catholic church's new "possessed stripper" entertainment program has helped celibate priests blow off a little steam.
5. The reason why young Sugar Krinkles eaters grew up to be so frightened of Stephen King's "It."

Put Daisy down this instant you no good sidewinder! If anyone's having sex with my niece tonight, it's going to be her Uncle Jesse...

Hey Bobby Luke...Lonmol is your father. "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
 

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1. Are you sure Doctor Crusher? 2. Yes Admiral, I'm quite sure. 3. Why...I do believe you're right. And to think, all the time we've been walking down this hallway I thought it was YOU who shit their pants...

1. Vrimmm Zzzz-Zot 2. Zzzzzt (LOP) Sizzzzle 3. (?) 4. Whoaa! 5. Eeeee! 6. *** 7. *** 8. Ummm...I'm sure it's not as bad as it looks. Medical science is really quite advanced, you know. After all, this is the future...or the past...well, anyway...they're doing wonderful things with prosthetics these days. Isn't that right Obi Wan? 9. Huh? Oh yes...yes master...wonderful things. Well, must be going. Awfully sorry about this old chap...May the Force be with you, and all that...

Thursday Offerings. Laugh or cry. See if I care.
 

Darth Maul, Shopping Malls, Lonmol...we got all the mawls.

Dead seadogs
 

None lived to wag the tail.

An exclusive morning mix of Trek and Dad jokes for the discriminating wanker
 

Would that be you?