Listen Karen, I'm having second thoughts about this whole accepting Jesus Christ as my Lord and savior thing. I only told you that so you'd sleep with me...

For years they laughed at him, but the Hamburglar's life of crime finally paid off when he opened his own clothing optional resort in the Catskills.

The rumors were true. Larry King's sex tape has finally surfaced!

Look behind me? You don't really expect me to fall for that one, do you? The giant penis tribe of Waankanda is nothing but a legend...

Nobody had the heart to tell the blind girl that she wasn't in the dressing room...

1. (Fishing) 2. Abe, would ya' look what we got here. 3. Holy shit, Walt! Yellowfin is $30 a pound. We're gonna' be rich!

Yes
 

It's me.

Okay people, you know the drill. This is your standard bukake scene we're filming, today. Barbara, you'll be on your knees in Mr. Hooper's store, and these guys will come in and...Senator Romney, please take your finger out of the Cookie Monster's ass!

Why yes, I did attend the free hypnosis seminar this afternoon. How did you know?

Halloween Humor The Day After Halloween (Both are gifs)
 

1. So The Invisible Man had a girlfriend...
2. "It's alive!"