Without warning, two more victims of the Mississippi pond shark meet their fate...

That last one sure leapt out of my screen!

Thanks a lot, buddy.
 

Thanks, Lonmol for making me feel like a total piece of shit for making a joke about epilepsy. OK...how about I change that caption to read: "My girlfriend cums like a Replicant (pleasure model) that's been shot by a Blade Runner." Jeesh! If can't make fun of people with disabilities, how am I ever going to get elected to public office? By the way, that "cold day in hell" came pretty quickly didn't it? Porn addict, like the rest of us! Meanwhile, here's some more inappropriate humor.

Caption for the gif below...Drugs? "Just say NO! "

Well, 'tis better to rule in Hell than serve in...no wait, that has nothing to do with this. You see, God is slightly dyslexic, and when it comes to who actually lives where, it seems we've always been one letter off...

No, I haven't heard anything about a recall of bathing suits that dissolve in the water. Why do you ask?

Gagco Insurance can save you money.
 

You can sign up with Gagco or that other one, Aggressive Insurance. You know... the one with Menstrual Flo as their spokeswoman.

My owner's at work, sweetheart. Whaddaya say we go back to my place and do it human style?

"Okay class, we're going to do things differently today." Karen couldn't quite put her finger on it, but something was definitely off about their substitute aerobics instructor.

Streak for Tigers at London Zoo
 

12:00pm...2:00pm...4:00pm.

The new and improved (Titty) Twister. From the folks at Milton Bradley.