No, Mrs Jones, I doubt having to spread your legs so often that you develop arthritis in the knees and hips is enough in itself to justify an annulment. However, if you would be willing to demonstrate for the court the techniques you used, I might be persuaded see my way clear to reconsider my position.

At first Mr Kronberg was delighted by his wife's adventurous attitude during the cruise. He began to worry about her endless use of her laptop upon the couple's return from Hedonism II. Finally screwing up his courage, he confronted her about who exactly barebacker69, hardeeboy, rowdyrod and toolotool were.

I find that Mr Farsi lied to his wife when he claimed to be a mullah. However, as it turns out, he does work in an entity know as a mosque. Unfortunately, "The Mosque" is a combination hookah bar and falafel parlor.

nice job. thanks

I can't get enough of this great thread, definitely keep them comming!

Hilarious Bigi and nice shots too. Made my day. Thanks!

I remember a post here, named "laura canadian soon to be a star".
I can't find it, so I've attached here the zips.

The post was very mysterious, because the author has declared an hardcore set, but then it was offended because too slow to post it, and he leave the thread with the incomplete series. Anyway the topless picture posted above is not included in old series...so it's from a different source.

Durden you are right. I let myself be seduced by the word free cuz the girl was so hot.:p

So if I understand your testimony, Mr Sinston did not believe in premarital sex, but promised to "lay it on you" once you were married. However, once you were finally married, all he would do in bed is lay it on you, in the literal sense.

This is a claim of fraud. Mr Simpson comes to this court and tells us that his wife claimed to go straight from the nunnery to his bed. Unfortunately, the story began to unravel at Thanksgiving dinner with the family. There she used such expressions to her mother as "Shut your cock holster, you skag." The pose finally fell apart when her father, well into his third six pack, informed Mr Simpson that he would never measure up to Mrs Simpson's former boyfriend - Dom "The Pounder" Petrocelli.