In the future id advise to not openly say F.U. to the rules. I'd advise against poking the bear aka: the mean MOD or "The Banner". Good day sir and thanks for the compliment on my wife btw.
Private trades are against the rules. I enjoy this site and part of the reason is because it's not a trashy porn site that resembles a dumpster fire. I'm also good friends with a Mod and definitely respect what they do to keep this site what it is.