fake a note from your wife to you saying she's unhappy with your tiny dick. make it mean and then put it somewhere that the others will find it. you could even have it "fall" out of your pocket in the break room . they will be too embarrassed that they "snooped" to think its harrassment. you'll know by the look on their faces as to who has discovered your "little" secret. lol.

i bet your wife loves getting filled up with that big fat cock!! has she told all her friends so they can laugh in your face?