Hospital/medical embarassing nudity

[jablomey]

I finally have a story for this forum, and I couldn't be prouder.

About 2 weeks ago I managed to give myself one hell of an infection that resulted in a massive abscess in the lower half of my scrotum. The pain eventually got so bad that my wife took me to the ER not once but twice. On the first visit they decided I needed an ultrasound. The ultrasound tech was an older Indian woman. Nothing sexy about her. But sh had me force my penis down on my stomach (with a strap of some kind) while she proceeds to progress se the ultrasound probe up and down my sac for the better part of 15 minutes.

While she was doing that one of the cuter nurses asked if she could come in to check on my IV. I wasn't about to stop her so I got to show her my junk, too. I'm pretty sure I saw a smile out of her!

Fast forward about a week for a follow-up visit with my urologist. It started out innocent and boring, with my male urologist asking a bunch of questions. Then he wanted to inspect me, to make sure the wound was healing as it should. I removed the bandage I had in place and he took a quick look and then said he would be right back. I needed a new bandage to replace the one I just took off and he had to find one. So while I'm laying there on the table with my underwear at my ankles, in walks a cute nurse is homhad previously taken my vitals and made chit chat with me. She seemed to freeze for half a second when she saw me. She wasn't expecting that, I don't believe! So she finds a bandage and stays there while the doctor clumsily helped me put it on my sac. That was a pretty nice cheap thrill. Part of me thinks the doctor set her up to see me naked. I bet they get pretty bored and do shit like that to keep it interesting.

Anyway, that's it. I have another follow-up in 2 weeks. If there's any interest I'll report back on any other shenanigans.

[stenxyz1]

Originally Posted by jablomey

I finally have a story for this forum, and I couldn't be prouder.

About 2 weeks ago I managed to give myself one hell of an infection that resulted in a massive abscess in the lower half of my scrotum.

How did you manage to get an abscess in your scrotum and why are you proud of that?

[stevezr1]

Vasectomy time for me, many years ago, right in the doctor's office. Yeah, I was really young to be getting that done, had to do extra screening along with wife and I to make sure we were was making the right decision.

The male doctor comes and says to me, "you look a little nervous, how about a Martini or two, lets make it three" Huh? and he whips out an needle. "Here's the Martinis!" He gives me the shot and tells me to take off my clothes and lay on the table. He said make it quick, because you'll be feeling it in a very short time.

I did as he said, and it wasn't long before he came back in and asked how I felt.... I remember saying "I'm feeling REALLY, REALLY FINE!" I was so friggin' high he could have done anything to me. About then in walked in his assistant, a nurse I guess, a gorgeous woman! I really didn't give a shit about anything, embarrassment was not possible, and all traces of libido gone. The doctor told her to shave certain spots where he needed to make incisions and left the room again. So here is this beautiful woman fooling around with my junk and I had absolutely no reaction, nor did I care too!

Moments later he's back and gets to work. I remember the entire procedure, no pain, but pulling, snipping, and cauterizing. He must have also given me a local anesthetic that I don't recall. But most of all I remember HER! I remember her pretty face and awesome body. I remember her standing there touching at my junk while shaving away. And I found not an ounce of eroticism in that moment... at the time.

In retrospect, she's probably seen a thousand plus pricks... so not like she'd remember mine.... or me.....
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[jablomey]

Originally Posted by stenxyz1

How did you manage to get an abscess in your scrotum and why are you proud of that?

Chafing from running that introduced an infection, funny guy.

[stenxyz1]

Originally Posted by jablomey

Chafing from running that introduced an infection, funny guy.

Hope you didn't take offense because that was not my intent. Just seemed like a funny thing to say.

[jablomey]

Originally Posted by stenxyz1

Hope you didn't take offense because that was not my intent. Just seemed like a funny thing to say.

None taken. It's all good!

[carameldelight]

I have taken a lot of pics of my wife over the years. When she first posed for me it was more about what her roomy pussy could take so there were a lot of close up pics. Those close ups were the first time I noticed a freckle near her pussy hole. After a few years I noticed the freckle had changed shape. Since she worked for a dermatologist at the time she knew it was a bad sign and made an appointment to get checked out. My wife also has a super wet pussy, so wet that we don't use lube for anal we just let her cream run down her ass crack and then that cream plus what is all over me is the lube we use. She goes in for her appointment and the doctor wants to check her entire body as my wife is fair skinned and has a lot of freckles. When it comes time for the doctor to look at the problem area my wife spreads her legs and she has cream goobers stuck in her pussy hair and the cream is leaking out blocking the doctor's view. My wife is mortified, not only because her pussy is leaking but because she's leaking in front of her boss. The doctor wipes the cream away and continues the exam but when my wife was getting dressed she noticed a wet spot on the exam table paper from where she was sitting.

[sloxeiro]

My gf is 23 years old slim blonde girl. Last day she was in hospital. She told me that doctor was young about 30 years old and he was very nice. She told me that she had to take off t-shirt and she was only in bra. I know that doctor had great view because my girlfriend bras are too big and it is very easy to see puffy nipple. That day she was wearing sexy red bra. She has small tits b-cup but all her bras are c-cup. She looks very good in too big bras because her puffy nipple is beauty.

[Hornyinde]

This is back about 20 years ago. Getting a vasectomy. It was at an outpatient center where they had a few different specialties so all types of patients and people walking around. The day started out on a humorous note (if something like that can) when the nurse had to check to make sure I did a good enough job shaving my sack. Too bad she wasn't better looking, but still interesting to have a strange woman rub your balls even clinically. I did a pretty good job apparently, but she had to do a little touch up.

Fast forward, I'm laying naked from the waist down, spread on the table. Trying to relax before this procedure. The doctor is preparing and talking to the nurse, and another nurse enters and is taking to them. I look over after a few seconds and realize she's standing in the doorway. In, as in the door is open. As I look to that nurse, I see a couple older women slow down as they walk by behind her, looking in the door. I'm sure just the normal reaction to look in an open door we all have. They stop for a second (seemed longer at the time). I yell "the door is open". The doctor looks up and yells at the nurse to close the door. She steps in, they finish the conversation. Not exactly the way to start that sensitive procedure.