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Home Security
I was a home security salesman a couple years ago. I've had quite a few experiences, this has probably been the most entertaining job I've held. There have been four memorable incidents that crack me up to this day.
1. Unrelated to sex, exhibitionism, or even voyeurism; however, I find it entertaining. My trainer told me to "always eat/drink what the customer offers you, it shows that you're comfortable with them." I've had full meals at peoples' house because I've warranted the rapport to be pressured into having dinner with my customers. Anyway, on one particular night, I was with these old Army vets. We slung jokes at each other quite a bit, me being a prior service Marine. They did the usual break bread routine and gave me some garlic bread. It was a bit, off... but pretty good. I asked what was in it. They said "oh, the usual... plus weed." I thought they were joking until I was on a toll road doing 80 on the way home and it kicked in. Most people would be pissed. But I found it pretty funny, since I didn't get tested. 2. My FIRST job ever with this company. I did a system for a hispanic guy in his mid-30s. I spent about 30 minutes building rapport, didn't even get to tour the house and make my suggestions before he pretty much listed exactly what he wanted. I was getting 500 in commission... so I wasn't going to risk pissing him off (as a D type personality) and lose the sale by pushing more when his mind was already made up. Anyway he makes a phone call and steps outside and I get right to work, keep in mind, I thought he was the only one home. So, I'm crouched down at the hallway's opening into the living room when the master bedroom door opens across the living area. Out comes his wife, gorgeous/fit hispanic woman wearing only a towel on her head - fresh out of the shower. No tanlines. Dark nipples. Perfectly shaved or waxed pussy. She didn't even notice me at first. When she did, she just smiled and said "sorry" without bothering to cover anything. I also apologized and made a gentleman's attempt to avert my eyes - I'd already had my view at this point anyway. She never came back out, lol. 3. Blonde single mom in her early 30s, very attractive. Few inches shorter than me. She just moved into her house, worked as a project manager. She was very trusting, I guess... seeing as I WAS a security guy. Her panel was in the master closet. So I did a lot of my work there re-wiring things to our system. Sex toys, outfits, etc. all in view in the closet. It was a multi-day job. She had me program the locks on the door and told me to remember the code since she would not be there on day two. I know what you're thinking. But I didn't snoop. Personal sense of honor I guess. The woman hired me to protect her security, I was a professional about it. Anyway, on day three... it was a chill day off for her I guess. A whole day of boyshorts underwear and braless perky C-cups visible through her white wifebeater shirt. 4. Finally, the military wife. Her husband was deployed, she was hot and looking to get fucked. It was a quick repair job. Literally an in-and-out. But she delayed me and kept asking me about myself and where I live etc. She was blonde, mid-30s. Walking around in a purple silk (or satin?) robe, nothing under it. Exhibitionist manifest. Bending over to get things. Letting the robe open. Etc. She kept trying to stall, then told me she wished she had money to tip me, followed by "well... is there anything I can do for you?" in a suggestive manner. It was like being in a porn movie. But first and foremost, I was engaged and have never and will never cheat on anyone. Secondly, her husband is a fellow servicemember. I'm no Jody. |
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A long time ago I once had a girlfriend who worked for UPS. I nailed her a few times in the back of her delivery truck, as well got some hot photos of her stripping out of her uniform around the truck. Unfournately a few months before we split she managed to take and get rid of them.
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I do PC repair, mostly for businesses, but occasionally I go to private homes. This lady who works for one of the companies I service asks if I can go to her son's house, they just moved in and can't get the internet to work. I called the guy to set it up and he asks me if I can come the next afternoon, he and his GF both work nights.
Not a problem, when I get there it is not in a great neighborhood and the house is a little run down, the guy lets me in and their stuff is mostly still in boxes. His GF is there, she is somewhat attractive, but I'm thinking they work nights, she could easily be a stripper. She is dressed in a big T-shirt, no bra and shorts, big messy hair. It's obvious that their router is toast, I always carry a medium priced one with me because this is pretty common, I set it up and everything works. I paid $120 for the router, I give them a break on service call, bill will be $200, or he can go to Best Buy and get a cheaper router, I told him they are a snap to set up. The GF asks me if I can cut them a break if she undresses for me. I'm thinking this sucks, if the BF tells his mother about this I could lose my business, before I can say anything she whips off her shirt, nice tits. I ask her to put her shirt back on and we'll work something out. I ended up giving them a used router and comping my service fee, I saw nice tits and dodged a bullet. |
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Not Yet
She dosen't do strangers, and definitly not hired help like that.... but she sure does dress to tease for them. Afew had tried, and she just didn't respond..... one got a little too forward and she threw him our the front door litterally!!!
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Hotel Maintenance Guy
I was on a three day, two night trip with my woman and for some reason the lights in bathroom and the a/c unit kept having issues. We were at a very night beach front resort in one of their nicest room so it was bit frustration. When we made our initial complaint about the bathroom lights not working, the hotel sent up a young guy who flipped the breaker in the hallways and things were good.
The next day my girl and I had just finished up a long sex session. We had initially had the balcony doors open but a storm was coming and it started to cool off rapidly. She go under the sheets but was a little chilly and wanted the heater working. I clicked the button, it made a few sounds and nothing. I called them and they said someone would be right up. It took them about 10 minutes to get that same young guy up to the room. By this time she's out cold! I did cover her up with a sheet before he came in the room. Anyways, this time he has to come all the way in. I'm wearing boxers only. And I could tell he was kind of shy seeing that pants, shirts, panties and bra's were on the floor and my girl was laying spread eagle on her stomach with just the sheet covering her. Anyway's he comes in and does his thing with the a/c. He couldn't help but to keep glancing towards to the bed. I can only imagine that he had to notice the smell of sex in the air. After he was done we conversed a bit and he left. It was when I went to turn on the heater and walk back that I could see a that she had some side boob showing. The next day we had the same issue with the lights and we called the front desk again. This time we hadn't had sex (yet) but we were both still nude. When the knock came from the door I put on my boxers and went to greet the person. This time it was a much older guy. The head of the maintenance dept actually. He apologized and said he needed to come in. I invited him in and once he saw the clothes on the floor and me in boxers he apologized and said he'd come back. I said no, it's all good and just come fix the light. While he was in the bathroom checking out the problem my girl comes to my side, not nude but may have well been. She was wearing a all white see thru cover up. I mean there was nothing to the imagination. I give it to the guy, he was very professional when he turned to tell me the problem and saw her standing there. His eyes never diverted to her tits or shaven pussy. It got a little awkward when she started to converse with him and he tried to keep eye contact as best he could. About 2 minutes later he left the room. I asked her was what she did on purpose and she just smiled and said I don't know what you are talking about. That afternoon at checkout the front desk lady told us that maintenance guy stated that "due to issues, we were to be credited our stay." That's two free nights if we should decide to return again. Hot damn and yaaa for tits and ass. |
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Here's a story I posted in another thread about my wife being caught naked by a builder
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At the nudist clubs....
In my thread about can you be more exposed at nudist club, I have written about how much my wife loved when the mailman, UPS, FedEx, repairman, etc. would come into the park because they would openly stare at her. She loved it.
One time, the park was building a new pool. The pool builders were told not to get close to the park, but my wife and I walked down to see the construction and the guys down in the pool could look right up between my naked wife's legs. |
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Apartment Maintenance Guy - Part 1
Our long time maintenance guy will soon be leaving to work for another one of the developer's properties. He's a nice older gentleman. Very soft spoken. During our time here I've known him to be especially nice to my wife. Knowing that he'd soon be leaving us, I took this opportunity to give him a few going away memory.
Part 1: So this was the easy one. Every month the maintenance guy comes to the apartment and changes the air filter for the central air system. These air filters are all located in the same place in each apartment and that is on a side panel right behind the front door. This also happens be behind the built-in computer workstation, which every apartment has. My computer is a dinosaur of a machine. On top of that is very finicky. The slightest jostle causes the mouse to move and the desktop will come to life. It was the first weekend of the month which is when he normally comes to change the air filter. Everyone had left the for the weekend except me. So while having a few drinks, I thought it would be a fun idea to use a few of my wife's pictures as backgrounds for my computer desktop. I felt pretty safe playing around with different settings on the computer knowing that no one would be home for 2 more days. I narrow things down to a handful of photos. I opted for the pics that depicted my wife in various poses that also included some backgrounds or furniture pieces from the apartment. I wanted him to be able to identify that it was her and in this apartment. Unfortunately I was not there when the maintenance guy came to change the air filter. But I can tell that the mouse was moved from its original location on the left side of the desk to the right side. There's more than this and I'll post it later when I get time. |
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Maintenance Guy-2
Alrighty Part 2
So let me preface this by saying my wife loves two things when the kids are away.One is napping and two being completely nude around the apartment. On this particular day she had to delay both because were expecting the maintenance guy to come and fix the bathroom sink. He gave us a 3hr window of arrival being between 2 and 5pm. Well it was now 5:30 and my wife was pissed that she waited for him to arrive and he never showed up. I figured that with all the damage to the area cause by Hurricane Florence he was backlogged. The front office closed at 5:00 so we both expected that we'd get a phone call the following day for a rescheduled appointment. I really didn't care but she was heated. I avoided her anger by saying I was going to mail box. Grabbed my keys and left her in the living room on the phone. On my way to the mailbox and ran into our neighbor. We began talking about sports and other things when the maintenance guy drove up on the golf cart loaded with his tools. It was after hours, but he offered a heartfelt apology saying that he was shorthanded this week but wanted to take a quick look at the issue. I told him sure that she was in the process of calling the front office to find out what happened when I left. He grabbed his tools and hurry down the corridor towards our unit. Now he wasn't in our apartment but maybe 30 seconds or so before returning to his cart and saying he'd return tomorrow. 10 to 15 more minutes passed before I went back to our unit. Placed the mail on the counter and shouted "What did the guy say?" No response. I said it again and again no response. Strange. So I walk through the living room to the bedroom and there she was. My wife, on the bed, on top of all the covers, arms over her face, legs spread and completely nude, completely asleep. When she awoke an hour or so later I made no mention of maintenance guy visit. Instead I asked so what's the plan for the sink. She replied the front desk would reschedule for tomorrow. I still haven't told her about his stop by. |
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