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Divorce Court
"I understand your dismay at lodging your wedding ring in the bellboy's rectum, but the real question is what was your finger doing there in the first place?"
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"I see that you have a claim against your husband based upon his insatiable need for sex with you, but after reviewing the evidence, I find that you have no one to blame but yourself."
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"Counsel, the next time you bring a claim for failure to consummate the marriage, I suggest you ask the other side if they have any photos first!"
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"So if I understand your point, Mrs. Jones, you in fact did NOT want to be on the internet."
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"So when you told your fiance that you were a virgin, you meant it as a joke?"
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"So you decided to divorce your husband after the flashbulb exploded, causing damage to a sensitive part of your anatomy?"
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"Your testimony is then that your husband could not possibly expect you to be faithful, given the fact that when you first met you were on opposite sides of a window at a peep show parlor known as the Lusty Lady?"
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"I find no reason for Mrs Smith to keep referring to her husband as Pee Wee. Unless of course she is referring to his IQ for putting these photos on the net.""
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"So Mrs Polgagelski, even though your dressed and behaved like a hooker all through your honeymoon, you became angry when your husband actually tried to pimp you out?"
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