things I'm thankful for...

[mockme]

MmmAfter years of hoping, and wishing...
this Thanksgiving she FINALLY delivered by accident. She was getting the turkey ready for thanksgiving, and in a panic.
She was still in her robe, and people started to come over. A friend of hers from work who is transplanted, and no where to go, and her brother, and a couple of the kids friends. Yes, they are old enough.
She was working so hard she didnt see her robe opened up just enough to catch the occaisonal flash.
I was sooooo busy watching everyones eyes, I never saw exactly what popped out.
But it was amazing.
One guy stopped in the middle of a sentence, and lost his train of thought.

She never had a clue

[812white]

Nice! What did she have on under the robe?

[mockme]

Just her panties. Yes she wears G-string.

Her top had no top.

She did her make up and her hair, threw on her panties and her robe. She wasnt expecting anyone so early.
So, first the kids friends came over, and I guess she wasn't too worried. They went in to play XBox right away, and she kept working in the kitchen.
Moving pots and pans, and getting the stuffing together.
Then her younger brother came over. And now its about 1100 and the kids come into the kitchenette area where me and her brother were chatting, and watching her get things together.
They got some of their sodas and started talking to their uncle.
This is when I noticed she wasnt paying attention to her robe tie. She was getting too busy.
It was basically justt family and friends and not a big deal to her I assume, as she was more panicked about dinner.
The door bell rang, and I ran up, and let in her friend from work.
I let him in and told him we're all in the kitchen, and he followed me in. I had met him 2 or 3 times. He's from Pakistan and here on business, and the wife invitted him to Thanksgiving.
We were all in their chatting and not sure when or how, but that robe became less and less secure on her body.

Eventually, I asked if she needed help, she said she was all set and only had about 3 more minutes before the Turkey would be going in and she could finish getting ready.
She was a whirlwind. Those big ole boobs were moving.
Shaking free her robe. Her cleavage kept gettting bigger and bigger, until it was now showing belly on the bottom.
The guys kept "peeking" over there, looking over my shoulder.
I turned to see that the nips were barely covered when she placed the bird in the oven.
Pretty sure something mustve popped out, because of the loosing the train of thought mid sentance.
She excused herself to finish getting ready. Not a word was said.

[jjanda_2000]

- I was going to question the intellectual capacity of a woman who was so unaware of her exposure while hosting so many guests in the house. Then I was going to call BS, because I was certain no woman could be that clueless.

Then you cleared away all doubt when you mentioned that she waited until the guests arrived before putting the turkey into the oven.

I won't be calling BS on this one.

Thanks for the chuckle.

[mockme]

I didnt say she paraded around flashing the girls.
She was just prepping the birds. We only were doing breasts this year.
The kids werent eating with us, but her parents, my parents, and the neighbors came over.
No bullshit.
It takes only 4 hours to cook. We were eating at the end of the pats/lions game.

[SandyM]

"We were only doing breasts this year."
Maybe some thighs, too? Thanks for the story!