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My wife is the same way. Even an ant on the floor and she screams like she is about to be murdered. Even an ant.
Shockingly, though, nothing like your story has happened to her. You would think with her extreme reaction that at least she would have flung off her shirt because of a bug. But nope. Never. Hopefully some day we will be outside with people and a bug will land on her or inside her shirt and she will shed clothing to get it out. Someday. |
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Did you ever go back there?
Wow, I think I would have made a point to go back there. As a guy, it's rare and fun being the center of attention!
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Zoomie, your post reminded me of this
I was at a small nudist resort one day hanging out with a girlfriend (not a FWB). At one point in the late afternoon when the crowd had thinned out, she asked me to give her a massage. So we went off to the side of the pool. She laid on her stomach and I started rubbing her back. I was really enjoying it and she got so relaxed she fell asleep. When I was finished I looked down and saw I had a full erection and a string of pre-cum was touching her ass! Somehow, I was not aware of this until I saw it. Hard to believe, I know. I quickly had to jump in the pool since erections are frowned upon at most nudist places.
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Bizzare and embarrassed
If you have read many of my posts you know I live a free lifestyle, but this was embarrassing to me.
I needed something from the convenience store late one evening near closing time. I quickly threw on a pair of gym shorts and a T and headed out the door. I got to the c-store and ran into this high-society woman that I knew from some social functions. We are chatting about nothing in particular. Suddenly she drops some contents of her wallet on the floor (credit cards money etc.). Being the gentlemen she thinks I am I stoop down on my haunches and start to pick up some of her things for her. Yikes! I was commando under the gym shorts and my junk was hanging out for anyone to see. She is on her knees picking up stuff. Her head is only a couple feet from me and she lets out a short squeal as she is staring right at my exposed junk. I immediately stand up and am then covered. She and I were both red as a beet. She had paid and quickly headed for the door. I quickly followed her out apologizing away. Eventually we both laughed it off, with her warning me to be more careful. |
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The Southern Lady
She was very much a prim and proper wealthy mid-70s southern lady. I have seen pictures of her when she was younger and she was quite the babe especially in a bikini. I'm sure she got all the cock she ever wanted.
Her daughter is equally as attractive as her mother was and quite the partier. I saw the daughter nude a couple times skinny dipping at parties. They are one of a very few mother-daughter combinations that have seen my cock. |
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I've told this story her before but...
This was during my first wife's "so comfortable with nudity she'd forget she's naked" nudist phase. So we're at the resort, and we sit right by the pool in some lounge chairs. Now the chairs are pretty close to each other; and to my left is my wife, and to the right in some gentleman. Suddenly my wife decides she needs something out of the beach bag, which is sitting next to me on my right between me and the gentleman. So she straddles my lounge chair and sits it next to me to forage through it, standing in the small space between me and the gentleman to my right. She can't find what she's looking for; and she is now bent over pulling stuff out of the bag. I wasn't paying much attention to the whole scene until I glanced over to the gentleman. And I realize her ass is right on top of the man's head. The guy's facial expression is priceless. So I nudge my wife and tell her she is showing that man her butthole. She turns around and immediately apologizes. The guy is a trooper, cracks a joke about her "moon blocking his sun" and we all have a laugh. Now my wife back then didn't have a problem with people seeing her naked; as a matter of fact she had no qualms about being shaven and sitting/lying open-legged. But no one actually got to see her that way within "licking" distance. She probably made that guy's day! P.S The pic below is not my wife...but it's what the guy was seeing |
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One...
Reading these reminds me of a couple of things - we were on holiday many years ago (probably 20+) and my other half's sister was staying with us with her b/f. We were in the (then family) caravan on the coast. We let D & M have the main bedroom while we bunked down in the converted lounge area and the kids shared a room which had single beds.
Being in the lounge area meant getting up first unless you wanted everyone else climbing all over you later! Not a problem since we weren't given to lazing around in bed. We were up one morning with the kids and as it had been a while, we decided we'd take them out, leaving D & M to get up when it suited them. D's young son went in to say goodbye to mum but as he left, he rubbed along the side of the bed spinning the quilt off and leaving her topless. For some reason, I remember her gorgeous, brown nipples like it was yesterday! |
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The other thing which comes to mind is my delightful step-daughter. We've always had a really great relationship and in many ways, she's closer to me than her mother. Before she left home the first time, she developed a habit whereby she'd go out of an evening (19 or so at the time) and as they do, come back more than a little pickled around midnight or so.
The fun part was, she'd strip off as she came up the stairs, come into our room completely naked then perch on the end of the bed and regale us with the stories of the evening - two or three times as she was usually so kettled, she forgot what she'd told us! One night in particular, my other half tired of this after the third recital and ended things abruptly by telling her "Go to bed now please, I want sex!" Of course parents aren't supposed to do sex so that got a distinct "Ugh..!" as she ran naked from the room! 17 years later, she's back with us and still happy to wander around naked when it suits her!! |
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Wide-open
Recently at a local clothing-optional beach, some of our friends showed up and with them was a woman I hadn’t met before. She delayed taking her clothes off, but once she did she sat down on top of a large cooler, spread her legs, and put her hands to her pussy for a moment. When she took her hands away, her lips were wide open and the dark space within was clearly visible. How did she do this? She told us she’d taken a clear plastic napkin ring, about an inch long and an inch in diameter, and inserted it between her lips, giving her pussy a just-fucked look. A stripper friend of hers had told her this trick, apparently strip-joint clients like that look. Since it was clear, you didn’t notice the ring itself, only what it was holding open. So here was our new friend, and you could look deep inside her, past the pink and even into where light didn’t reach. She told us to get a good look, because she’d have to remove it before getting up to walk around.
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