A list of things your wife has done

[eviltwin]

Thanks MFN and Gnome for those accounts!

[MFN]

Originally Posted by MFN

Stuff she's never done

Never fucked by the same man only once

She corrected me: told me this morning that several years ago there was one dude who just couldn't get it up. She worked with him, got him inside her one time, he slipped out way too early, they tried a few more times with no success. Knowing that getting laid should be a lot easier than that, and way more fun, she moved on. So, it turns out there was one fellow she got fucked by only once. Everyone else kept coming back for more.

[JonThink]

1) Stripped naked at an after party with another couple;
2) Drove topless and nude in a car;
3) Has ridden topless and nude in a Class A motor home;
4) Pulled roped and nude down Titty Alley;
5) Danced nude;
6) Fondled by both sexes;
7) Played many sports nude;
8) Messed around nude in hot tubs and swimming pools with other guys;
9) Gave a friend a wild lap dance;
10) Screwed in front of other people;
11) Screwed in the same room with other people screwing;
12) Loves going to nudist resorts;
13) Has taken showers in co-ed rest rooms with many guys there;
14) Flashes mot everything at biker rallies;
15} Has modeled see-thru outfits on stage;
16) Rode a bus in a see-thru nightie;
17) Has screwed in the big windshield of a Class A motor home with lights on and no curtains closed;
18) Has given a blow job in the same situation;
19) Has screwed in a upper story window in a motel with the lights on and pressed against the window;
20) Played strip poker and was the first one at the table to lose all her clothes;
21) Danced solo on a stripper pole in front of about 25 people;
22) Danced on a stripper pole with 2 other women;
23) Danced on a stripper pole with a guy she didn't know;
24) Did a dance nude with another woman at a night club;
25) Wears see-thru clothes to night clubs;
26) Likes to slow dance with guys at nude resorts and get them hard as a rock by the end of a dance when they have to return her to our table;
27) Fuck busted while nude by cops at the local levee, and had to listen to a lengthy speech about the dangers by a cop while in her nakedness;
28) Played truth or dare and had to rub around the house naked for about 5 minutes before she could go back in the house;
29) Got drunk with a male friend of mine, stripped nude and danced with him in the front yard at night with cars stopping and shinning their lights on her;
30) Riden her motorcycle with her top totally unbuttoned and blowing back in the wind on an Interstate with truckers chasing after her and blaring their horns on both sides of the divided highway;
31) Rode across the desert with her top wide open, and stopped at a road-side rest area, and laid out on a table with her top still wide open and took a 30-minute nap;
32) Stood nude on a motel balcony with pedestrians passing by;
33) Gave me a blow job on a motel balcony while she was naked with a pedestrian walking by and stopping to watch the entire process;
34) Has given me a blow job while I drove on the Interstate in the Class A motor home and she was naked with her head down in my lap and her butt up while we passed many 18-wheelers.

That is about all that comes to mind right off the top of my head. I am certain I will think of other things later.
Although my wife can be a wild woman, I don't think she takes the win in this string. I am not certain that she keeps track of numbers and sizes. However, I think it is amazing that some do. More power to them.

[piecenick]

Originally Posted by MFN

eviltwin:*

since you asked, here's what happened.* She was taking a course in human physiology and they were studying how a person's body reacts during orgasm.* (Think Masters and Johnson, or Kinsey.* Sometimes the only way to gain such knowledge is to use human subjects in a controlled environment.)

Being a free-spirited exhibitionist she offered to be one of the subjects.* In the lab she was positioned on one of those soft cushy recliner things, with a sheet covering her from the neck down.* She'd already been fitted with temperature and heart rate sensors, some internal but most just taped on.* The other interns and grad students were to watch her face and note how her neck and shoulders became flushed.* When told to start, she strummed herself to an orgasm, giving the researchers what they needed.*

At this point I'd love to tell you that she flung the sheet aside, hopped off the recliner and triumphantly took a bow.* (Maybe later I'll make up that story to put in the Fiction section!)

But that's not how it ended.* As she told me afterwards, she liked it right up until her orgasm, then it suddenly* became real to her what she'd just done and she felt ashamed and stayed under the sheet until everyone left the lab, then got up, found her clothes, and stayed away from class until she got up the courage to face her classmates, about a week later.* Even then, it was pretty bad, because she had to participate in the discussion of the notes they took while she had masturbated in front of them.* Things like, how rapidly her hands were moving, how her legs were tossing about, and her facial expressions.* The discussion of how quickly she orgasmed embarrassed her, suggesting that maybe she was out of control right from the start.* Her classmates tried joking about it to help her feel better.* But she just felt more humiliated, knowing that she had to face them every day for the next several months, and that even after they were all certified she might be working with some of them.

Years later she laughed about the whole affair, saying that she really was out of control just lying there naked under the cool sheet anticipating the signal to start.* And she really did wind up working with some of her former classmates, and on each anniversary of the day she did this, they treated her to a lavish catered lunch.

This has always been one of my wife's favorite fantasies, to be a test subject in a sex study. She has filled out a very intimate sex survey, I got to read it after she completed it, very hot, and then sit down with several students so they could ask questions about her answers. She said she wasn't embarrassed at all to discuss her sexual experiences, but she wasn't physically exposed at all. I learned a lot about her sexuality reading it. She was almost 40 at the time.

When the internet was getting mainstream in the mid to late 90's, myself and another techie decided to invent a vibrator that could be controlled remotely over the web. My wife was the test subject, my friend didn't get to see her nude, he was at home trying to work the controls. I guess those were her 1st orgasms at the hand of another guy. The problem was that the internet was so slow back then, there was too much lag time.

[zomad]

• Multiple times, flashed me in the hallway of a hotel.
• Walked nude to the ice machine in a hotel
• Sat on my face while naked and with her hands on the floor-to-ceiling window in a hotel room with the lights on, and a cleaning man watching from the next building.
• On a dare, flashed her breasts for the taxi driver in Las Vegas
• Flashed me on a sidewalk on the Las Vegas Strip (next to the Paris)
• Ridden in the car naked and masturbating, multiple times. Once while waiting in stopped traffic next to the flagger.
• Had sex with me on a walking path bridge at a state park
• Floated down a river on a raft while naked and masturbating
• Had sex with me in a hot tub on a hotel room deck
• Had sex with me on the deck of a hotel room
• Tried on clothes in the dressing room of a Harley shop with the door partway open
• Tried on clothes in the dressing room of a store in Las Vegas with the curtain completely open
• Opened the door of her dressing room (scuba shop in Hawaii) completely naked so I could get a different size swimming suit for her
• Teased me relentlessly on a flight between islands in Hawaii by flashing her breasts to me (I was positive we were going to get caught)
• Made love to me on a beach in Puerto Vallarta at night
• Pretended to be asleep while room service brought our breakfast in a hotel with her breasts uncovered by the sheets and blanket
• Took a shower with the door open to the bathroom behind a glass shower door while room service delivered our breakfast
• Flashed me on multiple elevators

[Gnome72141]

Originally Posted by KimmyB

Uhm…. Is she on the list now? I don’t mean Craigslist either.

You do realize that 16 is age of consent in most of the USA and the rest of the world, right?

(I think I have already told the story that I was a paralegal for a short time for a crim sex lawyer, and most of my job was telling parents that, "No, it's not illegal that your 16yo is banging a 24yo college student, even if you don't like it.")

(There was also some hub-bub a few years ago in my state when a Fortune 100 company CEO was meeting 16 year olds in a parking lot. People freaked out, and the cops were like, "So? Consent is 16 here, so....")

[lupe42]

These are several things I know about that my wife has done before and while we've been together.
- Lost her virginity at 15 to her older brothers friend at a party down her basement.
- Gave the same guy a BJ a few weeks later.
- She's made out or kissed well over 100 guys.
-She's probably let more than half of those guys feel her tits, both under and over her bra.
-She probably let at least 25-30 of those guys put their hands down her pants and feel/finger her pussy.
-She's had 13 cocks in her pussy, but only 8 in her mouth, and only me in her ass.
-She had 3 BBC while in college.
-On a dare she made out and 69'd with a girl in her sorority.
-While in college at age 20, she met a guy at a bar, they had sex. He lied about his age and he was 16 still in HS
-She got felt up by her boss.
-She got pregnant by a gut at 21 and married him.
-She divorced her ex husband because he had a mental block after her daughter was born and couldn't have sex with her anymore.
-Her ex husband was in the military and would come home on leave, sit on the couch and drink and let her have sex with his older buddy while he watched.
-She dated her husband's older buddy for a while. He used to have her pose for nude polaroids. Many of the polaroids disappeared when her apartment was burglarized.
-She got engaged to a different guy a few years later.
-She cheated on him, and the guy she cheated with blackmailed her into having sex with him a few nights a week or he'd tell her bf.
-The guy she cheated with had the biggest dick she ever had. Was probably 10 inches and thick. He'd make her take her clothes off and get in backseat of his car and kiss her and fuck her an hour straight. She couldn't walk and her pussy was sore....like he was trying to hurt her purposely.
-She dated one of my friends before me. He once showed me a topless polaroid of her.
-Including me, She's posed naked for 5 guys.
-We started dating when she was late 20's.
-9 months before we were engaged on drunken night, she had sex with a 22yo guy in the backseat of my car while I drove.
- 3 Month's before we were engaged, she had a 1 night stand while in California at her college roommates wedding.
-After we were married I realized she had an exhibition streak to her. We had sex in hotels with curtains open and on hotel balconies.
-After 10 years of marriage amidst some marital issues, she had a 6 month affair with a much younger guy
-She still loves to flirt with young guys.
-She still let's me take naked pics.

[Pferdmann]

1. Lost her virginity at 14
2. Got gangbanged on a pool table in a enlisted club.
3. Met a marine at a diner went home with him and sucked his cock.
4. Gangbanged by another group on Maine's in the barracks.
5. Passed around as half time entertain. Was dp'd on the coffee table
6. Was blacked by four soldiers.
7. Auditioned to make a porno
8. Fucked two bikers bent over their bike to get a tattoo.

The list goes on but I'd run out of space

[wryth]

JonThink
Senior Member


would love to hear more about this one...


7) Played many sports nude;

[JonThink]

I will attempt to remember each of the sports she has played nude.

1) Pickleball;
2) Basketball;
3) Ping Pong;
4) Tennis;
5) Pool (I especially like the across the table shots);
6) Swimming;
6) Baseball;
7) Volleyball; and
8) Corn Hole (it's great watching her pick up the sand bags).