I love you, funny face!

[Fox Mulder]

1. Russia's new " Passionate Putin" Restaurant and Karaoke Swingers lounge was a big hit in Moscow.
2. If ya gotta clean toilets, ya might as well do it with flair.
3. Joe wasn't into the whole "afterglow" thing, but Lisa at least got to spend the night with his cummy condom.

[wildfire54]

When you know things are different.

1.Lisa looked at the two naked and exhausted deliverymen laying on the living room floor.And finally admitted to herself that her husband had been right. She'd do anything for a bag of tortilla chips.

Keg Party's- The gateway to redneck sex.

3.Business at the local brothel increased tenfold when they introduced their new 'curbside service.'

4.When her husband walked into the hotel room and found two strangers on top of his wife.Tina realized that her explanation of 'these two men just stumbled into the room and accidentally fell on top of me when I was naked'.Was probably kind of thin.

[Fox Mulder]

1. More of Wildfire's Curbside Brothel action. Give a hooker a car and she'll take you...anywhere.
2. The new electrian knows her stuff. Well...not really, but she works naked, so who cares?
3. Video game graphics are so good these days that some of the zombie killing stuff can get pretty intense.
4. Jenny knew her boyfriend was an ass...but the heart wants what it wants.
5. Best cure for a headache...a cold compress and a dildo up your ass.
6. "I want you to look deeeep inside my pussy...you are getting verrry sleeeepy." (My hypnotherapist is also a stripper)
7. Cathy at the Cafe Coochie.
8. This would make a great advertisement for tea...
9. This is an even better ad for beer.

[wildfire54]

Some people never get it.

1.It didn't take Carlo very long to realize that his new GF took the idea of 'nude photography' far to literately.

2."My older sister is a 36DD.She said if I let my BF play with them more.They will grow bigger."

3.Cheryl once again fell for the 'I dropped a spider down your back' trick.

4.Mr. Karns hoped that his secretary never caught on to the itching powder he put on her dress.

[wildfire54]

Those happy moments.

1.As soon as her husband left on his business trip.Terri snuck 'Brad' out of his hiding place.He would be more than happy to keep her company.As long as the batteries held out.

2.Reverend Martin didn't exactly agree with how Nancy did her organ practice.But he had to admit she sure played well on Sundays.

3.Diamonds aren't a girls best friend.

[Fox Mulder]

1. Although he enjoyed the year he saw Barry Manilow in concert...Jack thought his 62nd birthday party was the best ever!
2. Ha! The laugh is on her!
3. Some taxi drivers have no trouble at all earning generous tips.
4. So Vlad Putin had this dream...
5. Kobe Bryant she's not...and she doesn't have to be.
6. A preview of the day Donald Trump's political career is over.
7. And yes, she still loves you after all that.
8. Supergirl shows off her new thong while producing something the Batman vs Superman movie could be compared to.
9. Here's a van. She's a lesbian. Bring your penis and you've got...Dick Van Dyke.
10. Minutes later when she washed her face, dressed and left him, never to be seen or heard from again, Joe finally understood that some women really don't appreciate unexpected facials on the first date.

[wildfire54]

Some people have the best jobs ever.

1.Linda discovered on her first day on the job,that there's a lot of benefits to being a professional dildo tester.

2.'I'm not mad at your mother anymore,Honey. And tell her I did sneak out some of those delicious banana's from the cafeteria.'

3.As a new Plumber's Apprentice.Mary had her own unique way of checking for leaks.

4.Her husband had all but forgiven his wife for her affair at work.Until he asked her if he or her boss was a better lover.

5. Stephanie The RN had her own covert way of raising a male patient's blood pressure.

[Fox Mulder]

1. "Fuck beer...I'll have MILK!"
2. "Out here in the Midwest, we grow corn...wheat....and horny farmer's daughters."
3. Now THIS is why shampoo manufacturers feel compelled to put instructions for their products on the label. It's "Rinse, lather, repeat" NOT "Shove deep up your pussy and ass until you cum."
4. Never seen foreskin before?
5. Who knows what happens next...anyone? (Educational moments from I Love You, Funny Face.)
6. Both spring breakers are winners...and their prize is to be oggled and fantasized about by the old dude in the background.
7. Footjobs are the new handjobs...just make sure her feet are washed. "Athlete's Dick" is not fun.
8. This annual competition is how OCC moderator Mudbug picks his girlfriends.
9. "Nonnymaus...I know what you did last summer..." (The call is coming from INSIDE the house! )
10. Not everyone thinks this thread is funny.

[Proud Fart]

Originally Posted by B L A C K E A G L E

My English is very bad, I use google translation!

Therefore...I Cannot write anything to pictures!!

Old Chinese saying: “One picture is worth 1000 words.” You don’t need to write any words.

[Fox Mulder]

Originally Posted by B L A C K E A G L E

My English is very bad, I use google translation!

Therefore...I Cannot write anything to pictures!!

If your English is that bad...you SHOULD write captions. It might be good for some unintentional grins.