Sorry to disappoint

[posternutbag]

Ok...i feel like a total schmuck for having this happen, but i swear it will not happen again.

I have been working at a club recently, and tonight as people were taking pics a girl who also works here came up behind a friend of hers and flagged my attention. She was making non-verbal gestures, and i could not figure out what she was trying to say. As the idiot that i am (and not being drunk due to the nature of the job) i totally missed it.

She was asking if she should pull down the tube top of the girl in front of her as they stood for a group picture! I would have actually had some great, original ENF content to post on this forum. I feel like an ass, but i am posting this in with the knowledge that:

1. i will always goto work with a digi camera from now on. (I know i promised to carry a digi like 2 years ago but i suck)

2. i will not be such a puritan blockhead anymore.

If its any conciliation, i only got to see 1 boob tonight. it was real, but it was NOT spectacular. (ugly girl vs. pretty girl scuffle, not enough to be called a catfight, and the wrong girls boob popped out)

Sorry for another text-only post, but since the gaggle of painted, topless ENF girls (search the post) did not convince me to go everywhere with a camera, tonight certainly did.

BTW...anyone have any suggestions for discrete, cheap and fairly HQ digi cameras that are on the market? my razr's camera sucks balls.

[simonlintworm]

I don't blame you at all, and you shouldn't blame yourself either imo. I discovered that when something like this happens you have to be very alert to react quickly. As you already mentioned yourself, you had some drinks and that's fine of course, You were having a good time. Don't beat yourself up over it. Also, things like this don't happen all the time so you shouldn't wait for it. When it does happen, just enjoy the moment. As for capturing the moment: that would be perfect of course, but it's not as easy as it might seem...

[Sheb]

If it makes you feel any better....

A few friends of mine invited me out for a day out on the boat... taning, swimming ... that sort of thing.

at one point the afternoon one of the females in our group is sitting up at the front of the boat and decides to slip into the water from a seated positon... I'm not sure what her bikini bottoms got hooked on, but as she started to slide off the deck you heard a bit of a tear and then she grabs the railing to try and stop herself from sliding all the way into the water, but isn't strong enough to pull herself all the way back up....

To sum it up you were basically left with a near "insta-boner of an ENF situation"
Her bottoms ripped on the one side and were hooked on something on the deck of the boat leaving her entire ass exposed. her bikini bottoms were also almost exposing her crotch as well. They were still haning on by a thread covering everything just below were the pubic line starts.... and she hung like that for (well for me what seemed forever) and then I guess ran out of strenght and dropped into the water (leaving her bikini still hooked on the deck of the boat... It was a short drop to the water but what a fantastic site it was....

Now here is the part that will make you feel better....
I missed capturing the entire thing@!!! AND I ALREADY HAD THE CAMERA IN MY HAND AND Was filming.... for some reason my first reaction was to take the camera away from my face so I could see this whole thing unfold before my eyes.... by the time the shock and excitement wore off it was too late....

To this day I'm kicking my own ass for that brain fart.

[Harrisean]

I had a situation kind of like the ones mentioned already. A girl came in my job and started giggling and stuff real loud. Eventually she came up to the counter and we asked what was up. She said she pretended to moon her friend and ripped her shorts in the process. She showed my co-worker and asked for a safety pin which we didn't have. I would have lied and said no anyway but we really didn't. So I got up and came over to the counter and asked her to show me what happened. She had shown half her ass to both of us at this point. She seemed a little embarassed about it but by the time she left she had made a joke of it and we all got an eyeful of her one butt cheek. Well before she left I remembered I had my camera. My co-worker ran out and asked if we could get a picture of her holding her shorts up w/ her cheek hanging out. She said OK. So I took the picture. Then we talked her friend into slightly pulling down her pants and getting a pic of the top of her butt. Her friend's wasn't as good a picture. I was pretty happy that we got the first pic especially. I couldn't wait to get the pictures developed (Believe it or not, I don't yet own a digital camera). About an hour after they left my co-worker and I realized we probably could have negotiated for more but at the time the thought never came to mind. Ahhhh regrets! I have posted the good pic before but I will add them again due to the retelling of the story. It's weird because her butt looks fatter in the picture than i recall it being. I can't find the not so on display butt picture right now but I'll look again and post it if I find it.
Another thing I have posted before I will post again. It's not a picture (sorry) but it's just some advice. I went to a college party that was a pajama party. I really thought I'd have some great opportunities to get some excellent pictures. I borrowed my friend's digital camera because of that. I was wrong. There were some really good opportunities but all the girls stayed covered all night long. There were some decent opportunities with some sexy looking pajamas. However, when I tried to take those pictures, it turned out I didn't know how to use the camera. Blame my stupidity or the beers I had been drinking but this brought out a valuable lesson for me. If it's a new camera or maybe one you borrow from a friend, make sure you know how to use the thing so you'll be good once the moment arrives. Sounds simple but I screwed that one up.
I also would have to agree that most of the times when these situations occur, you usually don't even have time to tap your buddy to get his attention so you probably won't have time to grab a camera. It sucks for the rest of us but you can sit back and enjoy the view.

[simonlintworm]

Yeah, seeing as this is a "I regret I didn't act the way I should have"-topic, I will post a little story myself and I'm sure you guys will either want to slap me in the face or laugh in my face for it. I was at lowlands festival ( Netherlands ), it was in 2002 if I remember correctly. There was a stand at the festival called "contra-naked operations". They were having a contest on 1 day of the festival where they were looking for people to do a naked run. The winner would get a free outfit form some clothing manufacturer. I prepared myself for it by buying a camera and was all set up when the event was about to take place. As I felt like a voyeur, I sat down in the grass somewhere and tried to look inconspicuous. Some idiot came sitting next to me and started talking to me. He was dutch and translated said something like: "So, you're going to take pictures, huh... Now the cat's out of the bag...Yeah I like this thing too." Then he winked at me and nudged me. Then he started to make comments of people walking by and asked me some more irritating questions. I was totally uncomfortable with this idiot next to me before the race even took place. The race started, my heart thumping heavily. first off: naked guys, which I suppose nobody was waiting for. Then the girls, and there were some beautiful girls there. About 3 or 4 were gorgeous. But.... I felt so uncomfortable with this guy next to me that I couldn't take any pics. Damnit, I still hate myself for not taking pics. Later I realised that nobody knew me there and it wouldn't have been any problem to take the pics. I tried a google search for it some time later, but I could only find 1 pic of the event and it was of the naked guys ...So, am I a total idiot and wuss or what?

[Fango]

If you think those stories of missed photo opportunities are bad, how about not even taking a picture that was right in front of me? I was at my friend's house and she was showing me pics on her computer from her vacation. She was clicking along and suddenly up popped a picture of her, from the waist up, topless and covering in the shower. I was kind of shocked, to say the least, and she quickly clicked past it. She explained that the friend she was on the trip with took the picture. After she showed me some more pics, she left the room for about 5 minutes. It would have been more than enough time for me to upload the pic and and send it to myself through e-mail. But I didn't. She's one of my best friends and I didn't want to betray her, and to this day I'm still glad I didn't. But, I also kinda regret not taking the pic, too.

Fango