Prude wives

[captaintrips]

Originally Posted by GRITS

Where in England?? We've been there extensively...

The bit where is it is grey and miserable in November. That is, south of Berwick and north of Penzance, east of Whitehaven and west of Great Yarmouth. Actually, not far from Windsor where my family have a castle, no, not really.

[captaintrips]

Originally Posted by postmanuk

What, you mean you'd be available to come around and breed my wife?

Only if your wife has breeding, dear chap.

[GRITS]

So basically, your just in England somewhere according to your directions, or so. of berwick in the ocean on a boat.???

[captaintrips]

Originally Posted by GRITS

So basically, your just in England somewhere according to your directions, or so. of berwick in the ocean on a boat.???

The bit about being near Windsor was true, the bit about the family having the castle there was, regrettably, a porky.
I'm certainly not on my boat today. I think we are experiencing one of your left-over hurricanes. It's very blowy out there and I'm about 100km inland. And its GREY, very GREY.
I know I should be telling a wife-sharing story here but with the wife and I separated by work until Christmas, I haven't got a wife to share at present. So you can all feel sorry for me while I take myself in hand.