Our cleaner

[xxxxenophile]

Originally Posted by BadPhotog

Believe or don't believe what you want, but I have a friend who has hired several women as nude house cleaners. I think he hired them from Craigslist. This account sounds entirely plausible to me.

If you don't want to believe what people are writing about here why even bother to read and comment? Negative responses from people that don't have anything positive to contribute themselves does nothing to further this forum.

I say thank you to edfog and all the other positive contributors and commentators on this forum!

Don't get me wrong - I find the story hot!

And the kind of Craigslist service you describe does exist and is hot too - but you knowingly order a nude maid.

In the story above, a teenager goes to a house of a couple she's never met WEARING ONLY A WHITE TSHIRT. How often does that ever happen? 95 times out of 100, she gets thrown out by a pissed-off fat wife, and she loses the job. It just isn't credible.

But if/when she does it, it happens to be a nudist couple? Who first invite her in to be naked and then kick her out because she *gasp* is probably a prostitute? Again, it fails the likelihood test.

I WANT it to happen, to me and my girl the next time we hire a housekeeper, but I'm likely to be disappointed every time

[Omega88]

Damn!! And here I was hoping the next knock on the front door was a nude house cleaning service...

[edfog]

A follow up to this thread. My wife and I recently visited an elderly couple who used to be our neighbours but moved into a smaller house about three miles away.
Their son must be about fifty years old and they related how there son, who is single and lives in a flat, replied to an advert for a cleaner. From what they told us it was quite clear that it was the same girl who had cleaned for us.
Our friends were quick to point out that their son quickly asked her to leave when he realised what her game was.

[GrandpaFB]

I've had several ladies over the last 8 years who eventually wanted to fuck. I'm looking for a new one now since my last one inherited a house and large sum of money several states away.

[piecenick]

We were getting some threatening phone calls, this was before caller ID and cell phones, the police recommended that we put a recorder on our line help them identify the person. One night was got a call and I played back the tape to review it, there was a call recorded before the other one while we were at work. It was our cleaning lady, who I had never met, using the phone, apparently she was talking to a friend of hers, the gist on the conversation was that because of the size of my shoes (14W), she figured I was well hung. She told the other woman that if she caught me home alone she was going to "f*ck my head off".

Just for the record, I'm only slightly larger than average, and my wife got a new cleaning lady.

[xxxxenophile]

Originally Posted by piecenick

Just for the record, I'm only slightly larger than average, and my wife got a new cleaning lady.

But didja ever fuck her?

[supersmoothy]

Originally Posted by piecenick

We were getting some threatening phone calls, this was before caller ID and cell phones, the police recommended that we put a recorder on our line help them identify the person. One night was got a call and I played back the tape to review it, there was a call recorded before the other one while we were at work. It was our cleaning lady, who I had never met, using the phone, apparently she was talking to a friend of hers, the gist on the conversation was that because of the size of my shoes (14W), she figured I was well hung. She told the other woman that if she caught me home alone she was going to "f*ck my head off".

Just for the record, I'm only slightly larger than average, and my wife got a new cleaning lady.

Piecenick, I guess the threatening phone calls must not have been fun, but I have to say the punchline of your story made me lough out loud.

[PalmsMan]

In the mid 1990s I lived in Los Angeles and had an older Mexican lady come in to clean my apartment once a week. She was not an especially pretty woman, although quite busty.

We always maintained a friendly business relationship. We kept a courteous distance between us. She once complained to me that too many male clients tried to touch her. Me, I let her go about her work while worked on my computer.

She had worked for me for a couple of years when one Saturday she arrived in an emotional state. Her boyfriend had broken up with and she had not slept. She was in not fit state to work, so I told her to go and rest in the bedroom. I went out shopping for an hour or so.

When I returned she was waking from a sleep. I leaned over her meaning to give a squeeze and tell everything would work out. Quite unexpectedly she put her arms around me and asked "¿Nos quitamos los pantalones?". What could I see except "Sí Eva".

Eva went to the bathroom and I stripped and waited in my bed for her. She came back from the bathroom in just her unbuttoned blouse having washed her quim and her arse. I slipped her blouse off and we hugged.

Then I maneuvered Eva into a sixty-nine position and feasted on her quim while she used her mouth to prepare my cock for penetration. When she had come for the first time I turned around and fucked her, and fucked her, and I mean really fucked her, long and vigorously. The poor woman was one emotional orgasmic mess.

When she couldn't take any more we hugged for a while then we cleaned up. I prepared a meal for her. By the time Eva left for her evening job she was in a more relaxed state of mind.

Next time I saw Eva she thanked me! Soon afterwards I met the women who became my second wife. Eva and I never had sex again and as I became involved with my new love she graciously backed out of my life.