Erotic Quotes You Can't Forget

[dancingbear]

"Melissa". It was my wife gesturing to the her friend that I was standing behind her with my hard cock waiting.. Melissa took her cue and devoured me with her mouth. It was just SO hot hearing my wife telling another woman to suck my cock!

[jimskoolaid]

Background: Years ago, I was a senior member of a working committee called "Executive Affairs Committee". I was in a serious, but crumbling relationship. A younger and very hot little Latina is also on the committee. I get a call one evening (not uncommon from other members of the committee). It's her. She says she needs me to come down to the office to discuss something to do with Executive Affairs.

I get down to the office, and she is already there in a conference room. She tells me to sit down. Locks the conference room door and sits down in a chair across from me with no table between us. As she extends her leg toward me and her skirt rides up, and her shoe drops off her foot she says in a husky voice

"So... let's discuss executive affairs."

We gave a whole new meaning to the name of that committee!

[hoosierdaddy4]

SIL, "Now I know why sis is always smiling."
Same SIL, "You just touched places none of my 3 husbands ever dreamed of touching."
Wife, "If I wear that, he'll see my pussy hair. Do you want him to see my pussy hair?"
Wife, "He wants to fuck me, do you mind?"

[George VI]

“How happily married are you?”

Said to me at a wedding reception by a friend of the bride. We’d had a couple of innocent conversations earlier when I was sitting next to my wife, but this time she approached me when my wife wasn’t within earshot.

[KarlMalone]

"Well...I'm going to think of you when I fuck."

-my co-worker, after I told her I would not have an affair with her

[BaconBot]

"I told [female friend who knows me kind of well] that you were nice and girthy"

[willieone]

From the wife......
HARDER!!!! HARDER!!!!
as I pumped away in her.........

From the Girlfriend......
OH! You make me so wet!!
as I fingered her as we made out in her car.....

[hamlet]

"Where are you? Come here I wanna suck it" - another ex fuck buddy while masturbating on my couch bare naked.

she was so much into it eyes closed so she was literally begging for me to my cock into her mouth. I did not... I was busy to record that priceless session and don't wanna ruin the recording.

[piecenick]

"If you don't fuck me tonight I'll find a guy who will". My horny teenage GF the weekend her BC pills were effective.

"How serious are you about making your favorite fantasy come true? A guy here at the hotel is hitting on me." My wife calling me from a business trip the night she became a hotwife.

[jacksonhole]

"Well you've already seen me naked, so..."

I've heard this from both SIL's and a bunch of my wife's friends. As far as I can tell, if you've ever gone skinny dipping, or naked hot tubbing, or played strip poker with a woman, even if it was years ago, it is somehow no big deal to see them naked again.

I don't understand it, but I love it.