I love you, funny face!

[Fox Mulder]

(Captions read left to right, top to bottom)

1. Ever have a dream that you're running naked on a European street in the rain? Welcome to Elke's world.
2. After all the rain, Veronica wanted to get some sun on her melons.
3. A member of the FBI's witness protection facial program.
4. "I earned every wicked b*tchin' string of beads left in New Orleans!" bragged Boston coed "Fiona Flash."
5. When Josh asked his girlfriend if she would do it doggy style, he didn't expect her to make it a life-style.
6. Mai-Li would never wash her skirt in bacon scented detergent again.
7. Nina and Lynn gave such powerful blow jobs that officials sought their help to clean up the Gulf Coast oil spill.
8. The best present Joe ever found beneath his Christmas tree.
9. No one liked to dance with Darcy...she was...well...dangerous.
10. Suddenly from out of the crowd- Super Streaker flew in and interrupted the volleyball game.

[Fox Mulder]

Enjoy

[Fox Mulder]

(Captions read left to right, top to bottom) (7+8 and 9+10 read together.)

1. Scotty was torn. "One bite and I'll win the admiration of canines everywhere -but it will make me a bad dog."
2. The first attempt to flip over the bird.
3. Tongue Tied Tina would need lots of practice before she could put the real thing in her mouth.
4. Having drunk the mariachi band under the table, the girls added insult to injury by stealing their sombreros.
5. The act that got the company's Information Technology specialist fired.
6. In the next moment laser beams shot of her nipples, killing the photographer. Aliens hate being photographed.
7. When she was around Jerry, Kelly felt like such a happy go lucky radical trend setter...
8....but when she was alone, Kelly had her doubts about poking four inch steel thingies into her face.
9. "Aaaah! No, puppy! Stop puppy! Aaaah! Ouch! Aaaah!" (Obviously, this woman isn't very smart around puppies)
10. ...This one is.

[Fox Mulder]

For those of you who fear clowns, I apologize in advance for the nightmares the seventh picture will cause you.

[Fox Mulder]

(Captions read left to right, top to bottom.) (If there are any actual Italians in this post it's a coincidence)

1. When you're training to be an Olympic high jumper, you just can't get into bed like other people.
2. She just found out that Johnny Depp isn't a real pirate.
3. How can we tell a piercing from a doctor removing a foreign object? The Adidas cap is a pretty good clue.
4. The first real test of the lesbian proof "Chastity pantie" (Another fine Kevlar product)
5. As an Olympic event, gymnastic breast sucking has potential.
6. Molly wanted to be in my "Bed Bath And Beyond" thread- but just realized she forgot the towels.
7. You only think she's flexing her muscle...actually she has an angry hornet in her fist.
8. "What? Someone ate the last one? Who could have done such a thing?"
9. An alternative to lipo-suction.
10. "Are you looking at me and masturbating?"

[evilstan]

Outstanding thread.....laugh and a woodie at the same time!

[HenryV]

Try this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYi_35Y0CXs

[Teeyes]

Awesome thread!
Here are some from my collection... maybe seen before, maybe not.
Enjoy!

[Fox Mulder]

Sex, apparently, isn't a serious business.

[Fox Mulder]

(Captions read left to right, top to bottom)
1. Wendy, who was raised by birds, awaits her turn to be fed.
2. A scene from the Silicon Implant Petting Zoo.
3. We have your jug jokes right here. Get your jug jokes!
4. Why shaving your pussy with bacon scented shaving cream is a bad idea.
5. Russia's new Siberian female soldiers are tough!
6. After a threesome with the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
7. If you listen closely, you can hear the ocean.
8. John catches his wife engages in this brutal S&M encounter...not at all for the faint of heart. The horror!
9. "Ha! ...and they said water sports were banned on OCC!"