I love you, funny face!

[Fox Mulder]

(As usual Captions read left to right from the top)
1. After hypnosis, Joan believed she was a dog named Bruno.
2. On paper, Mindy was one great little cock sucker.
3. Sure, there was that basket of laundry to get done, but Mary had other plans.
4. Denise wasn't a great basketball player- but she was good at distracting opponents.
5. "$96.83 for cheap plastic junk? Kiss my ass, Wal-Mart!"
6. Not so much funny as amazing...pretty damned good vertical leap!
7. Rona the Viking Coed returns from the boys dorm with the spoils of victory.
8. I'd say a better name for these jeans is "Paris Blews"...because these have blown.
9. "I jush love the air...give me a lil' kish, air..."
10. Two tushy salute, and goodnight to you all.

[Fox Mulder]

(You DO remember, the captions read left to right top to bottom)
1. "Of course I remember what happened last time- but I just can't help myself. I love ass!"
2. Beverly decided the best way to disappoint bullies was to give herself wedgies.
3. "Tan ass, anyone?"
4. YOU MAKE UP THE CAPTION FOR THIS ONE (IDEAS ENCOURAGED)
5. "Dear, your father wants to know if you...uh...what the hell are you doing, anyway?"
6. Dirty Dancing. Michigan style. Go Wolverines!
7. The transportation department is testing the visibility of the new sexy uniforms for meter maids
8. Popular lesbian Chiropractor Louise has her own special treatment for lumbar discomfort

[Fox Mulder]

(Read left to right, top to bottom)
1. Julie thought she had found a gentle lesbian lover, but in truth she had encountered a menstrual vampire!
2. "So you want me to make dinner instead of going out to eat? Let me think about it..."
3. When your little brother constantly pees in the pool, you never want to accidentally swallow the water
4. The little mermaid got her wish to become human...but old habits die hard.
5. My sister can lick yours! Any day, man! So there! Huh!
6. Like a kid in a candy store, Lesbian Betty could never make up her mind. Start high? Or...dive dive dive!
7. More sexy than funny. However, I like the look on the chubby dude's face. The girl with him is oblivious.
8. Would you watch more deodorant commercials if they featured nipple rings?

[jickler]

lolhaha

[Fox Mulder]

(Captions read left to right, top to bottom)
1. Veronica lost her bet with the Johnson twins and it was time to pay.
2. Thanks to my wife's subtle reminders, I never lose my car keys.
3. Dr. Suzy Slashentear, specializing in circumcision.
4. "If this erection last longer than four hours, should I consult a physician?'
5. John shoved it in her mouth so deep he did brain damage
6. Jenny now knows better than to go barefoot around Fiona "Foot Fetish" Feldstein.
7. "Hee hee hee...we're NOT serious lesbians...hee hee hee!"

[afwtk]

Found this somewhere else on the board...

[Fox Mulder]

(AS USUAL CAPTIONS READ LEFT TO RIGHT TOP TO BOTTOM)

1. When Wimpy Wally told his wife Mary she'd get a facial in the bathtub, this is not what she had in mind.
2. "OK neighbor. Look out your back door. Clean up the mess your dog left in my front yard or my wife will just shit!"
3. No one fills out a little black dress like "Double D-Cup Debby!"
4. The last blow job cheatin' Jimmy ever got from his gal, Bobbi Sue.
5. Another member of "Lube Lickers Anonymous" falls off the wagon.
6. One perk lesbian roommates share is the spontaneous cunnilingus on the kitchen floor.
7. Voyeur Vick bought scuba gear and an underwater camera...waited long hours on the bottom, and then one day...
8. NEVER come to a lingerie party empty handed when you were the one who was supposed to bring the wine!
9. Cindy was showing her boyfriend her tits on SKYPE when a deadly computer virus hit.
10. Seconds later Gina let loose with a violent sneeze...her penis allergy was back.

[rogetuk]

am loving the captions that go with the pics Vince, keep up the great work buddy x

[Fox Mulder]

(You know the drill. They read left to right. Top to bottom.)
1.Tina loved facials, but she was always careful to protect her expensive hearing aids.
2.This is the sort of picture a gal gets in her e-mail when she pisses off her lesbian partner.
3.Like football players, lesbians take water breaks too.
4.SURVIVOR: Isle Of Lesbos. Nobody gets immunity.
5.If you are big and strong and mean enough, you can warm your bald head on a cold day any way you want.
6.The next time Julie and Aimee try cunnilingus in the bathtub they will use much less soap. "Yeach!"
7.Yes, guys like sports. No, WE don't lick the pictures of our favorite players. (Most of us don't anyway)
8.How do you ruin a hot lesbian photo? Put this idiot in the background.

[Fox Mulder]

Just some funny faces tonight.