[Request] Accidental facials

[hyperrust]

Anyone have a good accidental facial story? "Accidentally-on-purpose" stories are acceptable too.

I have one: a while back my partner got a new mini-vibrator. We got right to work trying it out on her mid-day, and she orgasmed in minutes with me kneeling beside her fingering her while she used the vibe on her clit. After she came back down to earth, she said it was my turn to see how the vibe felt. She was on her back while I was straddling her pelvis, pressing my dick hard against her pubic bone while she used the vibrator on me. When I was about to cum I straightened my dick to shoot up her abdomen and really grinded against her. What should have been the first spurt was blocked off by how hard I was grinding on her, so the second spurt was actually the first two combined. And let me tell you, it was huge. The largest single spurt of cum I've ever shot rocketed directly into her left eye and all over her left cheek. I jerked the rest onto her tits and abdomen while both laughing and apologizing. She hates cum for the most part, but even she found the situation hilarious.

[whatnow3]

The most recent accidental facial I can remember was when Lisa was giving me a hand job. We were lying in bed. her head was up by mine as she was talking dirty into my ear as she stroked me. Well it was a good story and when I came it shot up and hit her and me in the face.

[OPD940B]

A different kind of accident.
Camping on the Russian river, sharing a tent.
Wife, then girlfriend started to get frisky and gave me a blow job.
After a while it turned into a handy. And I lost it and shot it across the tent onto the other couple.
It hit both of them in the face and got dry and crusty by morning.
Nothing was ever said.

[Simonenglish]

My wife's first sexual experience lead to an unexpected facial.
We had been dating a month, at uni, I was her first bf and was being careful not to scare her off by pushing her too hard for sex etc.
After a party, both pissed ended up back in my room. After some heavy making out I managed to get my hand in her knickers. She allowed me to explore which lead to her first orgasm as I went down on her hairy pussy (she later told me she'd never really played with herself).
Then I stripped off and asked her to touch my cock. She was hesitant but slowly started to stroke me after I showed her what I liked.
We were sat up in bed kissing whilst she stroked my dick. I had been looking forward to this for a month, hadn't cum in at least a week and suffice to say it didn't take me long to cum. I shot what we both still consider to be the biggest load of my life. It hit my chest, the wall above us but mainly hit us both in the face - her first taste of cum. I loved it, she was less sure.

[hyperrust]

Great stories, thanks!

[Thought30]

I love facials.
Mostly I love to watch them but have given a few in my lifetime.
What I don't love about facials in mainstream porn is they appear to often be targeted to dole out a sort of "humiliation" or "punishment" aspect to the act itself: aiming for the eyes, or shaking the last drops of cum off of the performer's dick like he's just finished pissing on his partner.

I like a cum shot to have a sense of abandon to it, not calculation. I like the idea of inevitability beyond reason.
This is why accidental facials are really appealing to me.
They just happen and can be viewed as the moment of orgasm being so powerful that you can't control it--it's distance or direction.

Perhaps the first facial I ever gave was accidental. I was still quite young, maybe only a couple of years into my having full-blown, partnered sex.
I was fucking my then-girlfriend missionary.
I was thrusting and I think she had her T-shirt pulled up and over her head, with the hem resting on the back of her neck so it wouldn't slip down. I liked to see her b-cup titties bounce as I banged into her and looking at this I felt and the moment of my orgasm was imminent.
I quickly pulled out and as my cock slipped free, I didn't grab it and jerk off as I normally might, but it had snapped up as it cleared her pubic bone. (she had a beautifully fluffy full brown bush covering her mound That I wanted to cum on)
The force of the pull-back from my withdrawl combined with the pulsing of my orgasm made ropes of cum start to arc up her body.
Her eyes were fixed on my dick as the spurts landed across her stomach, then to her tits then one blast across her right cheek. She barely flinched and this show had obviously turned her on. She started to rub her hairy pussy and came almost immediately.

To me the unbridled nature of that moment beats *almost* any sort of aggressive cum bath I see in most porn scenes now days.

[Oralpleaser69]

This happened for me a little while ago. My wife was on her back and I was fucking her. I asked her where she wanted me to cum and she said on her tits. So I pulled out, scooted up the bed, and straddled her stomach so I could shoot a load right on her tits. Well I squeezed my dick holding back the orgasm to get a nice first shot but as soon as I released my grip a big load shot straight out over my wife's tits hitting her squarely in face (luckily not her eyes). I made sure to aim down for the rest of the cum that was coming out but it was definitely amusing for us both to laugh about.

[nectcouple]

Originally Posted by Thought30

I love facials.
Mostly I love to watch them but have given a few in my lifetime.
What I don't love about facials in mainstream porn is they appear to often be targeted to dole out a sort of "humiliation" or "punishment" aspect to the act itself: aiming for the eyes, or shaking the last drops of cum off of the performer's dick like he's just finished pissing on his partner.

^^^Exactly this^^^

BUT...I'll never forget this:

One night, before we were married, my future wife and I were in the middle of having sex and we were changing position so she could finish me off while I was standing beside the bed. She was lying on her side, facing me and was just about to go down on me when she stopped and asked me,

"Why don't you ever cum on my face?"

I looked at her, surprised and told her I thought it showed disrespect and was humiliating to a woman. I told her not to worry because I'd never do that to her. She looked at me and said,

"Well, maybe I want you to." Then, without another word, she turned her head and gobbled down my cock.

I stood there, still surprised, as she worked her magic on me but it was obvious what she wanted and soon I was ready.

When she had me right at the edge and I was about fire a load down her throat, I pulled out of her mouth, grabbed my cock, aimed and dumped my load all over her face. She'd asked for it. I have always produced big loads and that one was no different. I mean, I covered her face from ear to ear, forehead to chin. It was in her nose, it pooled in her eyes (Thank God she'd closed them) and it was strung across her lips... just everywhere. Through barely parted lips, she said "Oh my god" and then asked for a wet towel.

I started laughing because I suddenly found it amusing and I went and fetched her a warm, wet towel. As I was helping her clean off her face, we were both still laughing and agreed that you gotta be careful about what you wish for.

[andyt29]

you can put this one under accidentally on purpose...

While dating, I had a girlfriend who's chosen position when she wasn't quite in the mood was for me to slide between her tits and cum that way - too tired for sex, HJ or BJ was also work. This way, I did all the work and it was just a towel to clean off her chest.

We'd done this three or four times already, when I got the idea. As I was about to cum, I "accidentally" pushed up and forward a little further so instead of cumming on her neck, I sprayed over her lips and face. I actually got her hair and pillow too. It completely surprised her but she started laughing and totally called me out on it.

[raysallx]

My wife loves being tit fucked and has taken many facials. One time we were doing that in a very dark bedroom. I didn't tell her I was about to cum and exploded between her tits and onto her face. Since it was so dark she couldn't see it coming. The thing that pissed her off was that it got up her nose and into her hair. The sad ending here is that after that she decided she no longer liked facials.