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Old 01-10-2018, 11:21 PM
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Friend of a freinds wife apparently did a cucumber then served it up later to a gathering of freinds without them knowing
Personally I am not a fan of cucumbers but I made an exception in this case.

So was/is she hot?
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Old 01-11-2018, 06:21 PM
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Personally I am not a fan of cucumbers but I made an exception in this case.

So was/is she hot?
Sadly i have no idea. The story was told to me by a friend, i have never met those involved.
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Old 01-11-2018, 07:04 PM
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Sadly i have no idea. The story was told to me by a friend, i have never met those involved.
Ok, for the sake of being a "glass half full" kind of guy, I am going to assume she looked like Raquel Welch and Farrah Fawcett put together.
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I think it's the standard stuff for Barbarella -- Eggplant/aubergine, cucumber, banana, carrot, various beer bottles after they have been emptied and dildos & vibrators. I have never actually asked her if she's used anything previously or by herself. I've now had my interest piqued and shall enquire...

The black and Decker seems like an interesting idea, and seems like it would give a different sensation to the magic wand style massager. I've never tried an electric toothbrush, I have an old one and should try it.

I'm not interested in trying a hairbrush. That seems more for girls/women to use themselves when they are young or alone. A thick sharpie might be interesting.

Hopefully some more interesting items appear in the this thread to give us some 2018 goals!
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I think it's the standard stuff for Barbarella -- Eggplant/aubergine, cucumber, banana, carrot, various beer bottles after they have been emptied and dildos & vibrators. I have never actually asked her if she's used anything previously or by herself. I've now had my interest piqued and shall enquire...

The black and Decker seems like an interesting idea, and seems like it would give a different sensation to the magic wand style massager. I've never tried an electric toothbrush, I have an old one and should try it.

I'm not interested in trying a hairbrush. That seems more for girls/women to use themselves when they are young or alone. A thick sharpie might be interesting.

Hopefully some more interesting items appear in the this thread to give us some 2018 goals!
Going to the hardware store will never be the same
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Old 01-21-2018, 09:48 AM
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Over the years,
My wife has tried a lot of stuff
Bottles cucumber, fingers, cans dildos, etc etc

The odd ones,
The gear shift on a truck I drove, odd shaped thing it was an Eaton twinsplitter, had a switch half way down, took a while but got in in,

The ball on the end of a bed head board,

Various kitchen items,

She walked out a shop not long ago with a large deodorant tin, without paying for it,
Because she like the shape of it and she could

And years ago, when we live on a working farm
I caught her, masterbating squatted on the seat of a Ford 5000, with the floor mounted gearstick up her arse, and her fingers working over time in her pussy,
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Old 01-21-2018, 10:40 PM
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masturbated with a sambucca bottle pushed as far up as she could comfortably take
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Had a small rectangular personal massager...I actually think it was for carpal tunnel treatment or something. It ran off 2AA batteries, and had seen some abuse. She started masturbating fairly early, and found out that this little machine made things much easier. She broke off the battery door, but soldiered on, taping the batteries in place. I think her parents knew, but were unwilling to confront her about masturbation.
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Its hard to get dildos in India. She has used cucumber, bananas, brinjal, mobile phone, tv remote control, wooden roti roller
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Old 01-25-2018, 10:33 PM
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My current wife is pretty close-mouthed about her previous sex life but did confess to considering the cucumber during her single years (raising two kids). Since she's mentioned it, unprompted, a couple of times it makes me think she actually probably did. She also fantasizes about big cocks. Wouldn't be a bit surprised.

My last wife confided that in her younger days she'd often used the toilet paper spindle - she basically can't cum with being penetrated in some way. During our marriage she masturbated several times in the lavatory at her work. I can only imagine that the spindles there got involved.
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