*Naked in the news*

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/articl...new-guidelines

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A Clitheroe FC football player has been sacked after he was filmed allegedly having sex with a woman in the manager’s dug-out.

Jason Hart (24) was dismissed yesterday after the clip was circulated on social media.

The film is believed to have been shot in the away dugout after the Blues’ 4-1 defeat at Mossley AFC, in Tameside, on Saturday afternoon.

An official club statement by Clitheroe Chairwoman Anne Barker, posted on April 19th at Clitheroe FC website reads as follows: “Following a non-football related incident at Mossley AFC yesterday. Jay Hart has been dismissed from the club.”

Jay, who lives in Accrington, previously played for Padiham and Colne FC.

anyone have the video or the link to the video

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news...where-32448416

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Naked, armed woman accused of kidnapping man near Bloomfield

A 30-year-old naked woman armed with an ax and a knife allegedly took a man hostage last week on U.S. Highway 64.

James Sides told police that Jennifer Lee Brown jumped into his vehicle, and, at knife-point, forced him to drive to a Sonic Drive-In in Bloomfield.

He contacted police at the restaurant, and Brown, who was nude except for a black trash bag wrapped around her waist, was arrested at a nearby Dollar General, according to the arrest warrant.

Sides told The Daily Times on Monday that he moved to Bloomfield about two months ago to live closer to his mother.

"I was scared to death the whole time," he said. "But afterwards, it's kind of hard not to laugh."

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Couple, 'naked head to toe,' accused of having sex at Waukesha library

Locking the door of a restroom at the public library doesn't quite qualify as "getting a room," a Pewaukee man has learned.

Especially when you don't really lock it.

Here's what police say happened in Waukesha last month, according to a criminal complaint:

A woman walked into the family restroom at the Waukesha Public Library about 5 p.m. on March 2 and was shocked to see "two subjects having sex sitting on a toilet... naked from head to toe." She complained to library staff that "this was unacceptable."

When security officer Bret Best returned to the restroom, it was locked. He knocked, and heard what sounded like people getting dressed before Daniel Goralski, 29, and Julie Dahms emerged, clothed.

Goralski at first gave a false name before properly identifying himself. Best asked the couple what they were thinking, and why didn't they at least lock the door.

Dahms she and Goralski "got excited because they hadn't seen each other in a couple of days." She said they did lock the door, and that the lock must have malfunctioned. They said they were sorry and left.

Dahms received a municipal citation, but based on his prior record, Goralski was charged Wednesday with disorderly conduct, as a repeater, meaning he faces up to two years in prison. He is being held in the Waukesha County Jail.

According to the complaint, Goralski has prior convictions for violating a domestic abuse injunction, bail jumping, and having sex with a child 16 or older.

The complaint did not list an age for Dahms, but the Waukesha Freeman reported she is 19. According to both of their Facebook pages, the couple is engaged to be married.

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Naked manic pixie dream girl terrorizes Flagstaff, Arizona

A manic pixie dream girl named Makena Marie Haydon is in a bit of trouble this week after going on a naked rampage in Flagstaff, Arizona.

According to the Arizona Daily Sun, the fun-loving 20-year-old broke into a stranger’s house Friday afternoon, and, in an effort to give him a new lease on life, stripped naked and started jumping on the bed like some sort of beautiful toddler:

According to the police report, the victim called police around 4 p.m. Friday after a young woman he did not know ran into his apartment when someone there opened the door. The suspect ran into a bedroom, started jumping on the bed, took off all her clothes, started shouting “am I pretty?” and refused to leave.

But rather than quit his job to start a finger painting business, the man called the cops as stated above, who found she wasn’t going down without a fight:

When officers arrived, they saw the suspect standing on an exterior second-floor balcony completely naked and yelling incoherently. She put on her underwear, then launched her body into an officer who was climbing the stairs toward her.

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Finally police were able to subdue the adorkable snowflake, but not before she got in one last burst of self-expression:

The officer was able to catch his balance and place the suspect in handcuffs. She struggled against the officer and yelled that she loved marijuana on her way to the patrol car. Inside, she managed to slip out of her handcuffs and started destroying the interior of the vehicle.

Witnesses in the area spotted her performing similarly quirky behavior earlier that day:

The witnesses said the suspect was at a nearby residence earlier in the afternoon, but had been kicked out for yelling disruptively without provocation. She ran to a second stranger’s residence, where she used a lawn chair to smash a window in an attempt to get inside. She then hit a Jeep parked outside with the same lawn chair. After that, she ran to the victim’s apartment. When officers retrieved her clothing, they found two of her pant pockets filled with marijuana.

They didn’t find any bath salts, presumably because she’d finished those already.

The naughty nudist was arrested and charged with “indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal damage, trespassing, misdemeanor marijuana possession, resisting arrest and aggravated assault of a law enforcement officer” and watching too many Zooey Deschanel movies. Next time you want to change someone’s life, Makena, I suggest you volunteer at a homeless shelter.

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Woman visits Barbourville restaurant naked, charged with indecent exposure

Police say a Jackson County woman learned that rule the hard way when she tried to enter a Knox County restaurant naked.

The woman is now serving jail time for indecent exposure.

Employees at the Burger King in Barbourville say their Saturday shift started out normally enough, right up until around 10 p.m.

That's when workers say they spotted 26-year-old Kayla Nunn of Gray Hawk walking around outside the store naked.

"And then our manager goes to the door and he's like 'Ma'am, where's your clothes at?' and she goes 'I have hair and tattoos on'," said Burger King employee Brandon Marsee.

After the woman was told she couldn't come into the restaurant, workers say she began harassing customers outside.

"She bummed a cigarette from one of them and one man rolled his windows up and locked his doors," Marsee said.

Store employees eventually called police and Nunn was arrested, the end to what workers was not your typical Saturday night.

"No it was not at all. It was very interesting," said Marsee.

Nunn pleaded guilty Monday to indecent exposure as well as disorderly conduct.

Nunn was sentenced to spend 10 days in jail.

Police say Nunn may have been under the influence at the time of her arrest.

She declined our request for an interview from jail.

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Nude girls go on a rampage in Singapore

Police in Singapore are not in the least bit amused that some local women have taken to posting pictures of themselves online either stark naked or semi-nude.
Daring and somewhat freakish, these women strip off in public places, posing for the shots, then uploading these for the world to see, an article on website Funny Malaysia said.
The article also said that Singaporean authorities were now calling on witnesses to come forward with information on the women so they could be tracked down.
“Another local eon exhibitionist has started to show up in public areas, following in the footsteps of previous exhibitionists seen before in the Stomp article,” said Netcitizen.
Netcitizen was referring to articles carried on the Stomp website since February this year of various incidents of women posing nude in public places like parks, public roads, Housing Development Board areas and basement car parks.
One “Stomper” called PapaSmurf who came upon these nude pictures and was absolutely shocked by it said that the user who shot and posted the pictures online, also proudly commented that he and the woman performed various “acts” between shots.
“The user even said that they were masturbating or having sex at these public locations in full view of passers-by who were shocked, or simply walked away and ignored them,” PapaSmurf was quoted by Stomp as saying.
As recently as April 30, two topless women posted pictures of themselves together and another with two men flanking them in what appears like a balcony of a building in the Clarke Quay area.
The pictures were spotted by another “Stomper” called FishCakePie who said, “This time, two women pose nude in the Clarke Quay area at night, with men accompanying them and touching them inappropriately.”

More censored photos here:
singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/singaporeseen/this-urban-jungle/bizarre-trend-of-women-posing-naked-in-spore-continues-this-time-in-the-clarke

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Happened in Veracruz, Mexico. May of 2009. A secretary that was going through a divorce decided to strip down to her underwear at the Government's Palace to protest for what she thought it was an unfair ruling.

Blog entry with the pasted news (Spanish);
http://lamaquinadelaverdad.blogspot....-protesta.html

Video of the protest. You can appreciate her lovely big ass on here!
youtube.com/watch?v=p-mP8lPXOho

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Couple found guilty of having sex on Florida beach

jury Monday found a couple guilty of having sex on Bradenton Beach after only 15 minutes of deliberation.

The convictions carry a maximum prison sentence of 15 years.

Jose Caballero, 40, and Elissa Alvarez, 20, were charged with two counts each of lewd and lascivious behavior for having sex on a public beach on July 20, 2014.

Video played in the courtroom during the 1- 1/2-day-long trial showed Alvarez moving on top of Caballero in a sexual manner in broad daylight. Witnesses testified that a 3-year-old girl saw them.

Both Caballero and Alvarez will now have to register as sex offenders.....

Family members who witnessed the act and a Bradenton Beach police officer, as well as Caballero, testified in the case. The defense argued that the two weren't actually having sex, but that Alvarez had been dancing on Caballero or "nudging" him to wake him up.

"She wasn't dancing," Dafonseca said during closing arguments. "It's insulting your intelligence to say that she was dancing."

Kurpiers said since the witnesses had not seen genitals or penetration, and neither was visible in the video, either, that saying the two had sex was speculation.

"You folks cannot speculate," Kurpiers told the jury. "And in order to say they had intercourse, you would have to speculate."

Brodsky said they weren't calling it the crime of the century, but it was still a violation of Florida law.

"Did they try to cuddle, or do it discreetly? Did they go in the water, where people couldn't see?" Brodsky asked the jury. "Did Ms. Alvarez try to d**** a towel over herself, or anything? They didn't care."

Pretty ridiculous. Anyone ever see uncensored footage?