parents sex tape

[filbert1953]

Conservative women are some of the best.

My wife is very conservative outside -- schoolteacher, etc., -- but nicely wild in the bedroom.

Somehow, God made a good match for us. What I'm not interested in, i.e., anal, other partners, etc., she's not interested in. But, if I'm game for it, she is. Together, we've been having fun for over 40 years.

My mother and stepfather, though... My oh-so-holy mother was openly sleeping with him in the late 60's, when it wasn't so accepted. His kids were upset, but they didn't know about her earlier sleeping with a married guy before that, plus the sick things he had her do.

Her sleeping with my future stepfather didn't bother me, but what did piss me off was his stealing my Playboy and Penthouse magazines, then tossing the WWI aviation books that were kept in the same box!

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[buddy09]

Originally Posted by outbog1

My 1st fater in law lived with us one summer,all he did was watch movies and eat,oneday wife was out and I was mowing the lawn,I came in the house to get a soda and my fater in law was watching our personal skinny dipping vhs tapes,he said look what I found behind all the other tapes,he thouht it was great seeing his daughter swimming and walking around the pool nude,he watched them everyday I think cause they were always left out,some were of her nude sunbathing,walking around nude and one in thelivingroom stripping ,full pussy shots too,many were just lying on a float in the pool on her back with many close up shots...he thought it was great,,then one thanksgiving after he was gone-R.I.P.--I took out the tapes and my 2 brother in law and a friend watched all of them while the women were in the diningroom......my ex wife was 34dd-22-36,,all silicone boobs.....

Cool story. I've wondered what my father-in-law would do if he found his daughter's photos and videos. My wife's parents used to stay with us quite often and he always slept downstairs where I kept an album of Polaroids and sex videos - would have loved to find him looking at her nude pics - maybe he did. We used to get a premium sex channel and I know he watched that, because he told me he liked watching it and asked me if we still got it. They don't travel as much anymore, but the next time they're here I want to show him how to watch porn movies on the computer, and hope that he "stumbles" across some videos of his daughter.

[jtcmajh99]

There have got to be more stories out there!!

[ModelT-MsDollie]

HA. Just read this entire post. And this is exactly why we burned old photos and deleted many pictures on my computer. We are those old people and we've been sexually active. In fact even at our age we still do many things our four adult kids don't need to know about. Altho I realize they may already know some sites I'm on and know everything.
We also downsized and our oldest son and wife drove over 1000 miles to help pack good things and garbage. I'm having one hell of a time keeping pictures I didn't even know I still have hidden from them. But the good thing is I did find some of our older pictures and if we ever make that 1000 mile move will scan and put them in folders. That is if we live long enough to ever move.
We bought a satelitte antenne way before things were scrambled. I taped on VCR many adult movies thinking we are gonna live in an RV in the boonies and need something to watch when there are no TV stations. I have hundreds of VHS tapes of porn of all kinds and no longer own a VCR.
Those will get burned but the old home movies of my wife playing around on vacations and those photos will be hidden until I find time. Yet, if I kick the bucket tomorrow my adult kids will be staring at my prick and my wife's pussy for hundreds of hours.
Funny, I was putting topless photo albums of my wife in a box when the grown son asked "dad what's that?" I simple said "it's pictures of your mother topless. Don't you have any of your wife?" Of course he said no!

All of my kids have been to many islands and other places where I've seen their topless and nude photos of other tourists. None of them. But kinda makes me wonder!
As for those of you who wonder if your parents have kinky sex....... HA! Just check right here and you'll see many threads about what grandma and grandpa did many years ago. I know what my mom and dad did. I saw the photos and girlie magazines with mommy in them! No wonder I turned out this way!

[DRDavenport]

I just keep my porn in a folder called "Porn" and a sub folder called "Home Made".

I am sure my kids will just delete the folders without looking at them.

DT

[clitty]

What you need to have (we should all have them) is something called a "PORN BUDDIES" (refer to the British Show: Coupling).

Anyway: Porn Buddy: If you die, a trusted friend of yours has a key to your home, will go and take away ALL your porn videos & magazines. Thus, your family doesn't have to know or sort through your porn and will have a PURE and positive memory of you and your friend(s) get more porn! Its a WIN-WIN situation.

Coupling: http://coupling.wikia.com/wiki/Porn_buddies

Note1: Coupling is from 2000, the internet was still NEWish so internet porn wasn't in the equation.

Note2: A friend died last year, she did photography and did take photos of me and my GF having sex... which of course, hopefully - her family just stored or destroyed the images.... I don't know, not going to ask. I would gather when they got to the kinky stuff, they exited out. She was a good person.

Hopefully in the future, my kids will KNOW not to go into Personal / Naughty folders... I think for most, a picture or two is enough for them to go "OH GROSS!" hehehe.... then say "holy shit, theres thousands of photos?!"

[camoj]

Originally Posted by clitty

What you need to have (we should all have them) is something called a "PORN BUDDIES" (refer to the British Show: Coupling).

Anyway: Porn Buddy: If you die, a trusted friend of yours has a key to your home, will go and take away ALL your porn videos & magazines. Thus, your family doesn't have to know or sort through your porn and will have a PURE and positive memory of you and your friend(s) get more porn! Its a WIN-WIN situation.

Coupling: http://coupling.wikia.com/wiki/Porn_buddies

Note1: Coupling is from 2000, the internet was still NEWish so internet porn wasn't in the equation.

Note2: A friend died last year, she did photography and did take photos of me and my GF having sex... which of course, hopefully - her family just stored or destroyed the images.... I don't know, not going to ask. I would gather when they got to the kinky stuff, they exited out. She was a good person.

Hopefully in the future, my kids will KNOW not to go into Personal / Naughty folders... I think for most, a picture or two is enough for them to go "OH GROSS!" hehehe.... then say "holy shit, theres thousands of photos?!"

Spot on.... I've actually been developing a web based service that allows you to store all your online (and offline) hiding spots with instructions for designated porn buddies to get access to clean up - only once you pass - bit like a dead man's switch.

[ModelT-MsDollie]

Originally Posted by DRDavenport

I just keep my porn in a folder called "Porn" and a sub folder called "Home Made".

I am sure my kids will just delete the folders without looking at them.

DT

Yea, I would if I were your kids...................!

It's nice to see that we are not the only old farts worried about our bad.... good... habits.
I've deleted pictures. I've deleted porn sites. I've deleted those adult comment sites.
Then some damned friend sends more neat places to check out. Then the cycle begins again and again.
All of my porn buddies would make copies and spread them around to more porn buddies.

[abr1]

Originally Posted by jacksonhole

I was helping my Dad the other day showing him how to use some apps on his new iPhone. At one point I launched the browser and there on the screen was some hardcore porn. I quickly closed the tab and we both pretended it hadn't happened. I'm just glad to know that at 72 he's still got the energy for porn.

i help my dad with his computer now and again and while alone have found a load of amateur/ milf images that i copied and regularly look at. Glad at 75 he has the energy for lusting over ladies

[moonfrog]

Back in 1989 when my Grandad died. My Dad and his brothers were sorting through his house.
In the pocket of an old suit in his wardrobe they found a collection of photo's of my Grandma and another man naked.
They estimated that they had probably been taken in the late 1940's or early 1950's. Who the man was, and how they got them developed back in those days, they never found out.