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Old 11-19-2015, 07:16 PM
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Default Annoying things your wife does during sex

I'm interested in what stupid shit wives do during sex. Things that break the mood or make you have to force out of your mind in order to continue. Some examples from mine: Right before she knows I'm going to cum, stops everything and says "do you have any tissues?" Total mood killer that I've trained myself to ignore. Another, when she gets on top to ride me "don't look at my flab" (meaning her stomach). Shit like that.
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Old 11-20-2015, 01:42 PM
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When my wife gets a cramp.
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Old 11-20-2015, 01:56 PM
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Annoying things your wife does during sex
Right now I can't think of any but sure there are plenty! After all she's a woman!
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Old 11-21-2015, 07:12 PM
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Thats when you grab the flab, and say "oh yeah, talk to me flab".

Stupid shit during sex? Bringing up anything that is not in the NOW, as I got ADHD and it can start to fuck with me. Considering other issues in life, it doesn't help.

Only once she did a thing that bugged the shit out of me was when she was faking it, talking shit like in a porn video. I know some guys like that shit, but I don't and its not how she is.
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But I had a girlfriend who would get borderline violent when she was drunk. I'd be banging her, then she would start slapping my ass, calling me names. If we were specifically doing a BDSM type situation, perhaps this could have been permissible... But considering she didn't suck dick, this was a no-go. On a side note, she gladly took it up the ass, yet it wasn't that great of an ass to admire. Thankfully, I acknowledged the various signs of"crazy" that I had witnessed.
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Hmm... mine has the ability to know when I am horny and she is not...
Since we sleep naked it's rather easy to start, but before I can make a move she asks my medical advice: 'Do you feel something here?' or, when I am feeling up her breasts: 'Don't you feel a little knob?' and how about: 'I think this lip has changed, it itches, could that be cancer?'

This really helps to stop any thoughts I had about having sex that night...
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This is not so much 'during sex', but close enough. I can't look at porn with my wife around. Not that she has a problem with porn. She's fine with the super-professionals like Andrew Blake or Micheal Ninn productions or hentai anime. But if it's the amateur stuff that I like looking at, it devolves into '20 Questions': "How is that attractive?", "Do guys really like that?", "Those breasts look so sad.", etc. etc. Even though she's suggested I can masturbate next to her in bed, she'll start bombarding me with questions and comments again and, well, sorry, I only have enough blood to operate the brain or my dick and I can't get off if she's killing the mood.

What's funny is that if you get her horny, her higher brain shuts down and she can get pretty nasty. I could probably starting fucking her, reveal we're in front of a crowd, and she'd be suggest positions so everyone can see. But it's the before and after that can be pretty annoying.

*To head off a couple of questions: She likes the nice, professional porn and hentai anime because everyone is beautiful and the scenes are perfect fantasy (even if the scenes themselves are debauched). She also reads a lot of written porn because 'you can imagine everyone is beautiful'.

And the masturbate next to her is because if we have sex after a certain time, she has a hard time getting to sleep afterwards. Orgasms tend to leave her wired. So if we don't have sex earlier, I'll 'enjoy myself' before I go to bed.
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Old 11-25-2015, 01:56 AM
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perhaps, once a month - take a shower together and exam each other bodies for oddities. As we get older - things do change. And sometimes WE do get something that makes us question (what is this? - not talking about STDs). Like a bump on her vagina was a concern, but it was a lymph node situation what was easily resolved.

I like amateur porn too... the high-production stuff is not usually that good, unless you're talking about the quality stuff from Europe like ~~~ self- censorship. But its really excellent quality photography and videos with little talking, perfect lighting, etc.
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