Erotic Quotes You Can't Forget

[hamlet]

I bet there are some good ones out there you keep for ever

Here is one of the most memorable of mine;

"You like it? I came all this way for you to fuck me. So fuck me c'mon" - My ex fuck buddy while riding my cock on a couch who came 1 hour way just for to get screwed.

[Britboy]

"Her bum sank to the floor as her love juices flowed freely between her legs".

A colleague at work used to say it some 35 years ago and I've never forgotten it.

[Barmixer]

"she has the most perfectly shaped pubic mound I have ever seen"

Spoken by a co-worker.

I asked how he knew - the answer " I have mentally undressed her a thousand times"

[jojo33bdx]

said by a french co-worker (rough translation)
- I'll suck you, until the eyes come out of your head

in french: "je vais te sucer jusqu'à ce que les yeux te sortent de la tête"

[Krst]

"Please fuck me; don't stop. You fuck so deliciously, I like to feel all of you inside of me" - My beautiful girlfriend at our last encounter. Those words still vibrate in my mind.

[BaconBot]

"Your girlfriend wants you to fuck her in the ass and you're just blowing her off!?!" -My ex-girlfriend after telling me she was ready to try anal before I had woken up for the day.

[collector5757]

While riding me cowgirl style, accompanied by hand gesture- "I can feel you in my throat".

On the phone- "I can't wait to fuck you with my mouth".

By email, from my health professional after an appointment- "My panties are wet, and it's all your fault".

After going through a car wash, her tennis skirt up to her waist, naked underneath, legs wide open and two young workers eagerly looking- and said with great enthusiasm- "I LIKE car washes"!

Life is good!

[stevezr1]

Met an average looking girl with huge tits at a club. Afterward we go to her place. We're making out in no time, grinding, touching and groping each other.
Then she pulls away from me, and she does a slow strip for me and climbs in bed. Those tits were to die for, huge, real, and standing right out there. So I get undressed too, and when I turn to face her........

"ohhhh! You're SO big and SO hard!!"

Best is, she really meant it. The look on her face was priceless..... her eyes were big as saucers!

and I'm just average size.
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[hanskumoekk]

My top one is one I never will or can forget, with a female colleague a few years ago.

I was working one afternoon, and one of my colleagues was a gorgeous female about my same age, and we always had this sort of erotic tension without actually saying anything about it directly to each other. It was mostly jokes, but this incident really confirmed all the tension.

This day, we were coaching some kids in a sport together, and I was shouting to one of the players on the field that she "had to come all the way! Come all the way!" as I motioned for her where to run. A normal term to use in that sport.

A few seconds after that, my colleague slowly crept up behind me and whispered: "How I wish you said that to me.....". I turned around, she winked, I smiled and turned back around. Completely flabbergasted.

I could not concentrate at all for the rest of that day...

[Sparky 45]

Cindy was a hot little blonde. Friendly and always had a bright smile for everyone. If you were lucky enough to work closely with her, as I was, you were also frequently treated to a nice long look down her top. Yeah, she knew who looked and who didn't. So one day she's leaning over showing me her lacy white bra and some ad copy when she suddenly stands up and says, "Do you know why you should masturbate with this hand?" (Holding up her right hand.) Taken by surprise, I mumbled, "No, I don't." Her answer, "Because it's mine!" She came around to my side of the desk and saw the growing bulge. She gave my crotch a little rub and said, "You'll be thinking of me tonight!"

Never did hook up but she was right! I thought about her a lot!