Erotic Quotes You Can't Forget

[Fredox2]

FB #1: "Fuck me full of your cum."

FB#2: "It makes me hot when you say 'c*nt'"

First Girl Friend: "I've never seen a boy naked before. . ."

[Barmixer]

From a girlfriend (now wife) "if you want to put that thing in you have to do it yourself, because I'm not touching it!"

She now loves to stroke it and suck it. She also loves to hold on to it as I cum si she can feel me cumming.

[SandyM]

Like a lot of guys, I have a line of hair that runs from my belly button, down to my pubes. One summer day, after high school, a bunch of us were hanging around someone's pool. A girl who I had known for a few years came up to me, grabbed some of that hair, and said "I know where that leads!" But I didn't follow up, because I had never found her that attractive.

[onwater247]

While asking my drunken girlfriend "what do you want me to do to you" while i have her against a wall outside a closing night club she replys.
hmmm..
I can tell you what I don't like.

I dont like it when you pee on me
I don't like it when you hit me
and I don't like it when you pull my tampon out with your teeth...


who the hell had this girl been with..
I tell my friends i could right a book all the wierd girls that were attracted to me.

[DRDavenport]

After going down on a FWB for a while, she said "That was 8 - but who's counting..."

[Leviticus59]

Wife while ramping up to an orgasm, "I love getting fucked, I love getting fucked, I loved getting fucked . . . "

Wife while having an orgasm, "Fuck meeeee . . . . fuck me harderrrrrrr!! "

A FWB, after we'd spent most of a whole weekend in and out of the sack. She suddenly approached me toward the end of the weekend, and with a dead serious look on her face, said quietly, "your cum runs out of me for days after you've left."

Wife and I had a male friend over for a threesome a few years ago. Great time was had by all; she ended up with cocks in all three holes before we were done. We like to relax and enjoy the social aspect for a while after a playdate, but on this day we had an urgent errand to run, so we reluctantly kicked the boyfriend out early to get on with our task, as we had to appear at a bank before close to sign some papers that afternoon and were cutting it close.

So off the boyfriend went and we hurriedly got dressed and bolted out the door. We're busily making our way up the bank's front steps when my wife stopped so suddenly I nearly ran into her. She about-faced and asked, "does my breath still smell like cum?"

[nectcouple]

We're busily making our way up the bank's front steps when my wife stopped so suddenly I nearly ran into her. She about-faced and asked, "does my breath still smell like cum?"

AWESOME!

[ripstar1]

"Thanks Sweetie, I never thought about my anus as being a sex organ. Let's do that again sometime."

[mustardseed]

An ex-GF and I were out at a beach resort for a weekend. She was normally a pretty proper lady but she squeezed into a dress that she intended on wearing with shorts and I convinced to wear this micro short thing without anything else. After being in the club for a bit we went to the bathroom area and in the hallway were getting grabbing and without anyone around I went for it and pulled down her black thong and put it in my pocket. It was intense for her because like 15-20 mins she asked in the sweetest way with her latina accent "Babe, can I have my panties back?" I told she could get them back later. A few tequila shots later and she is loosened up, dancing sexy up on top of a speaker on the dance floor and getting sloppy with her dress anytime her arms come up high, inhibitions gone. Later that night she blew me on the hotel balcony even though there was people on the next hotel outside their room. The following day and many other times I loved bringing this up and seeing how wet she got from hearing the details on her showing off her body with several guys and a few girls seeing her bare waxed crotch.

[solosailor]

I was pounding away on my sweet Malaysian/Chinese lover..wanting to know what she would like me to do to make her happy, I asked what she would like.. and her reply was

shut up and keep fucking.