Erotic Quotes You Can't Forget

[DevilGrrl]

For me, it is probably from a porn movie.

The movie is "Traci's Big Trick", and is basically the porn industries response to the Traci lords scandal. In it, it has Jacqueline Lorains acting as Traci Lords. In one scene, she has picked up a producer (Jerry Butler), and they are going at it and he is balls deep inside of her when he recognizes her.

Producer: Oh my God, your fucking Traci Lords!
Traci Lords: No, you're fucking Traci lords.

I actually doubled over laughing the first time I heard that, and rewind it 3 or 4 times to hear it again.

And a second comes from the movie "Raw Talent", once again by Jerry Butler. He is a soap actor who had a past in porn, and is trying to explain to a girl what he had done she might have heard of (Taija Rae).

Shirley: What do you do?
Eddie Czeropski: I'm an actor.
Shirley: Name something you've been in.
Eddie Czeropski: Well, I was in the soap opera "Dawn Of Day".
Shirley: I don't watch soaps, name something else.
Eddie Czeropski: All right, I did some off-off Broadway, some one act plays, some summer revivals...
Shirley: Tell me something I might have seen on TV, something really big.
Eddie Czeropski: Something that's been on TV. Well, I was in the Vietnam War, and I had a bit part in that one.

Not exactly erotic, but I watch that movie fairly often and love Jerry Butler's lines every time.

[GabberZZ]

Twin sister 1: "I only ever squirted when I was pregnant"
Twin sister 2: "OMG me too!"

Ex fuckbuddy as I slid into her after a 10 year gap:"Ohhh I'd forgottent how big you are." (I'm average)
another ex fuckbuddy after she gave me a blowjob for the first time,"Well hello Mr girth."

First long-term girlfriend the first time we were in bed looking into my eyes and whispering,"I'm on the pill."

[Barmixer]

The comment about porn movies reminder me of a line from Deep Throat. The actress (don't remember if it was Lovelace ) was sitting on the kitchen counter and an actor was going down on her. She picks up a cigarette and says "do you mind if I smoke while you eat".

[DevilGrrl]

Originally Posted by Barmixer

The comment about porn movies reminder me of a line from Deep Throat. The actress (don't remember if it was Lovelace ) was sitting on the kitchen counter and an actor was going down on her. She picks up a cigarette and says "do you mind if I smoke while you eat".

OMG, I remember that! Dolly Sharp, who was playing Linda's roommate. I think that was while she was getting entertained while Linda was getting gangbanged, seeing if anybody could make her cum.

And yea, I am known in other internet circles as somewhat of a porn historian.

[auntypat]

A girl once said to me "No way, No fucking way" as she took my cock out of my trousers. When I asked what she meant, turns out I'm bigger than average although I never knew that. Another woman came up to me in a pub once and said "I know you've got a big knob".

[boosz]

My wife tells me " I gave you a compliment today", I asked how so... and proceeds to tell me what is below, but just to give some context to the statement.... she was over at a girlfriends house early a couple of weeks ago, she was really tired, and they were making a decision on where to shop (or some other mundane thing) and she tells me that she tells her GF

wife: "I don't really care... I'm really hung today."
GF: "Like a h.o.r.s.e?"
wife: "No that would be boosz"

Obviously she used my real name. Now every time we're around this friend, which is quite often, I wonder what exactly is going through her mind. I've never let on that I know the conversation took place. I have no idea if the conversation went any further, she never said anything more and I know better than to bother asking.

[piecenick]

When we first got married my bride took around the South to meet relatives who didn't make the wedding for whatever reason. One was an elderly aunt who was a fairly well known author, I was warned that she was a bit on the outspoken side.

There was a family gathering when we got there and my wife paraded me up to meet Aunt Sue, she was sitting on the porch, she held out her hand and looked me up and down then said "you look like a fine young man". Then to my wife she said "well I can see why you married him, look at the size of those feet". I wear size 14.

Everyone thought that was funny, I don't think I have blushed as red ever in my whole life.

[Uncle_Bud]

..Told to me one early morning as I was Visiting a long time female friend, after her husband had left for work.. even though she had been married barely two years with twin babies.

[stevezr1]

Condensed version of a longer story I posted here a while back:
Picked up a super hot lady at a club in Wildwood NJ, vicinity of Atlantic City
We found ourselves walking along the surf at 4 AM with the now silent boardwalk in the far distance.
I suggest skinny dipping. "no way, you must be nuts!" her concern was someone coming along.
I'm trying to convince her, I'm looking around for any sign of a person.
A few seconds later when I turn back around, she's already naked!
And wants to know why I'm still dressed!
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[BaconBot]

(just before falling asleep)
"If you need any of this tonight (gestures down at her body), knock yourself out."