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Old 07-29-2018, 03:14 AM
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When: the Bill Clinton era when all his shenanigans were coming to light

Lass asked me at a party, "Clinton used a cigar, what would you like to use on me?"
I told her, "Something more healthy, a carrot..."

We became sex friends for a good while and had a heap of fun as she wanted to try a lot of things she hadn't up until that point.
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"Come with me" as she walks into her bedroom after having dinner at her apartment.
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Old 07-29-2018, 06:23 AM
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Default My pick up line

I know this thread is pickup lines girls have used on you but my favourite pick up line that almost always made a girl laugh and be interested in me was as follows
I would walk up to them and say how about a beer and a fuck, when they said no I would have a blank look on my face and ask them why they did not drink beer
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A friend of mine said to me while going into a club ... 'I really feel like sex tonight'

My response: 'i will take you home if you like'.

I fucked her for a couple of hours and went home...
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Old 07-31-2018, 11:15 AM
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Default Many years ago.

I was in a bad accident and wore a full leg cast with a walking boot after it had heeled a few weeks, with crutches.

At a bar in NYC a lovely girl sat beside me and asked if I had lost a leg. I said no, it was just badly mangled. She said that she just plain lost it for amputees and couldn't help herself. She looked great!
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Old 12-08-2018, 02:03 AM
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Default Great Line

Once, I visited a local bakery to get a cookie after lunch. There was a very attractive girl behind the counter. She asked me how I was doing.

I replied: "Good, but my back has been a little stiff lately."

She waived her hands in the middle of her body and said, "maybe there is a blockage in this part of your body to need to get rid of."

I was married, so I just had a big laugh but didn't follow up on it.

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My mother worked with this girl, Rose, who, according to my her, had a crush on me, let's just say mom didn't approve of some of Rose's life choices. At the time I had a serious GF and Rose wasn't my type, she was a little rough around the edges, today Rose would have tats, piercings and dress in black.

My mother didn't drive, I went to pick her up one afternoon and I had to wait because she was in a meeting. I was sitting there just chatting with Rose, she looked around to see if anyone could hear her then said "I know you have a cute little preppy girlfriend, but if you go out with me I'll take you places she's never heard of."

Even at 18 I knew a cheesy line from a bad movie when I heard one, but Rose had me stammering like a 5th grader. No, I never went out with her, the preppy GF was pretty hot too, but I sure thought about it.
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Default Two short lines from women that worked on me

Two short lines from women that worked on me

Sonya, a Czech women I was talking to late one night after a concert asked
"Do you like dogs?" and seeing my suprise she added "because there will be one sleeping on your floor tonight"
That night Sonya's dog slept on my floor and Sonya in my bed - just that one time

I was sitting late one night with a georgous Australian Woman smoking a joint with Ian Dury's "Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll" was playing on the stereo.
She looked directly at me and said "Well we got the drugs and the rock and roll....."
Hint taken, clothes off
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Default At an art gallery

Many years ago my husband and I were invited to one of my best friends first art showing.
We had had an argument about going and at the time my hubby was kinda judgmental about the type of people who went to art galleries (thankfully he has grown up).

At the showing he loudly expressed that he didn't understand some of the paintings and asked why anyone would want to buy them. Being supportive of my friend I told him to stop being a jerk and not wanting him to upset my friend at her first showing told him to wait for me at a pub around the corner.
He barely lost a second in leaving.

Before the door had even closed, a woman in her mid thirties gave me a hug and said "With a man like that I would try switching to women. Do you want to try?"
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"Come with me" as she walks into her bedroom after having dinner at her apartment.
She was the desert after dinner in her bed ... and she was VERY good.
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