Cocktails (Cock Tales by the missus)

[frodobaggins19]

My wife asked me about the size of a friend's cock one afternoon.

We had been friends with this couple for a long time. I told him I didn't know how big he was hard of course, but that it was at least 7" limp and he liked to show it off in the locker room.

She asked, how big do you think it would be erect? I didn't have a clue so I asked her what she thought.

She proceeded to describe how some of the 75 or so cocks she's had in her pussy or mouth had surprised her.

Dave, a friend she did a few times in college was her biggest disappointment. Not that he was small by any measure, but that he didn't grow much. She actually took out one of her sewing tapes and measured Dave's cock limp, a thick 8 inches she said. She sucked him until he was rock hard and measured again, just 9.5 inches. 9.5 is a huge cock, but starting at 8" she thought he might end up well over a foot long.

She went swimming with another boyfriend. They drove home in wet swimsuits and she quickly pulled his suit off when they were in her air conditioned apartment. It was her first time with this guy and she didn't know what to expect. The combination of cold water and cold air did a number on his cock. She almost laughed out loud when she saw it.

She said she had to move his pubic hair to find the head and thought at first that he was uncircumcised. He wasn't even an inch long.

She felt sorry for him and decided to see if he could get long enough to at least penetrate her a little.

She took his cold, tiny cock in her mouth and got a huge surprise. He started to grow and didn't stop until he was over 7 inches.

To her, 7 inches wasn't much in her college days but she was amazed at the difference. She rewarded him with a couple of swallowing blowjobs and then let him do her doggy style a couple more times.

She said she wished those big guys grew as much as the tiny ones, but then again, she had a couple of cocks over 12 inches that she couldn't get all the way in and they hurt.

Just another one of her surprising cocktail stories.