Election Day Screw
I’ve had many hot experiences in my life and I have been laid from here to Marseilles and back. One thing that has never happened before this past week was for me to get a piece of tail while I was voting. Every election day I have the same ritual – I get dressed in something patriotic, go out to a nice lunch and down some beers, then go to the polling place to cast my ballot before returning home to watch the returns and toast the winners. Unfortunately, it was a full crowd scene at my polling place and the beer caught up to me by the time I finished casting my ballot. I had to piss like a racehorse so I asked the nice lady attendant where the crapper was so I could take a whiz. She told me there was one john that everyone had to use and showed me where it was. I didn’t bother to lock the door because I was worried about peeing my pants so I quickly relieved myself while singing, “God Bless America.” Right as I was done, the door burst open and a hot broad came in. At first she was sheepish and embarrassed but when her gaze dropped down to my pecker, her eyes grew wide. She explained that she was recently divorced and feeling quite lonely and asked if I wanted to screw. I quickly agreed and told her to bend over and hike up her skirt. When she did, I was pleased to see that not only was she not wearing any underdrawers, she also had two of the most beautiful buns I had ever seen. I got down to business right away and humped her hard and fast. I didn’t want to knock her up because I have too many kids already, so I pulled out and busted my nut all over her sweet cheeks. I thanked her for the sweet action and left and now I can’t wait for the next election cycle.
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11-11-2017, 03:10 PM
