Urban Pictionary

[1michael]

deckhead~


Meaning: Nautical, The under-side of the deck above. Sometimes paneled over to hide the pipework.
Sexual, having the wife / GF doing some wonderful oral / head on a cock while outside on some type of decking~

Example: This camping wife gives her best deckhead even on the grass, so the other campers can see and enjoy it too! She did go all the way deep in while this guy was busy eating~

[1michael]

Ass to the wall~


Meaning: Sleeping with your ass against the wall to prevent penetration from any unwanted entry into your anus. Mostly for all the women that sleep in the NUDE and could be used while sleeping~

Example: This stunning wife sleeps with her Ass tot he wall, but it would be better if she changed the bed layout so she can sleep the proper way! She can also wear Undies or sleep with an Anal toys inserted, maybe the smallest size?

[1michael]

there she blows and there she blows matey~


Meaning: there she blows. (nautical) The traditional hail of the lookout in a whaler (whaling ship) when sighting the spouting water thrown up by a whale surfacing. Sexual, when the wife / GF is almost at the guys CUM condition for shooting his load. Also when the wife / GF is doing the same for the guys buddy / friend and its being watched by the other guy!

Example: This playful and sharing wife was in the middle of doing a there she blows matey, while her hubby looked on and somebody was taking pics for that Kodak moment!

[1michael]

noffage~


Meaning: A pile of useful crap, which is totally shite because it has been mixed together and abandon!

Example: Wife Mary is a huge collector, but the stuff she saves is mostly noffage as you can see in her house~

[1michael]

biojacking~


Meaning: Implementation of biojacking to achieve a greater orgasm. Some women do it alone or with many guys!

Example: This playful wife wanted to expand her sexual pleasures by trying out biojacking on vacation with some willing guys that she got in a hard erection!

[1michael]

symmetrize~


Meaning: To place things in the state of symmetry, for any reason that may thrill of excite!

Example: The blonde wife's hubby was having his wife and girlfriend going symmetrize, just so he could see them enjoying the same sexual pleasure that he had with both on them!

[1michael]

plamena~


Meaning: A blond, good looking, but smart girl usually very absent minded when she get Horny!

Example: This stunning & beautiful wife enjoys sharing SEX with others, but she can remember to show her Ring for hubby when he is taking pics. She is plamena when it comes to making sure the guy is wearing Protection, then its too late when he CUM's inside her!

[1michael]

sanctuous~


Meaning: Something of higher value and quality, in good condition, and/or which has been taken good care of.

Example: This stunning beauty was willing to show off her sanctuous pussy, so all the guys viewing it would get an instant erection within her view! It sure looks like USDA top Choice to me and worthy of licking~

[1michael]

birt~


Meaning: A Birt is When somebody Takes their fingers and swipes them in a Upward motion through your butt crack.. It can be done by women or men!

Example: This sharing wife has this guy doing a birt on her in the car and getting it ready for what's to CUM next!

[1michael]

glordacious~


Meaning: A female that can destroy your mind because you can't think about anything else except her, maybe because of any special sexual nature she can or has done for You!

Example: This extra long tongue female beauty is so glordacious that looking at her makes my cock get instantly HARD~