[jacksonhole]

I think I wrote about this elsewhere, but quick synopsis:

One of my SIL's got completely topless while I was giving her a shoulder massage in my living room.

First the shirt was in the way. Then her bra straps were in the way. I was sitting behind her rubbing her neck and shoulders but had a great view from above and in the reflection of several windows.

My wife walked into the room and stopped dead in her tracks when she saw her sister was topless. She gave me a WTF look and I just shrugged. I honestly hadn't suggested she remove anything and was nowhere near fondling her.

My wife said, "what are you doing?" To her sister.

She said something like "I'm pregnant, it doesn't count." She was in fact, very pregnant.

Somehow that explained everything. My wife turned and left the room and a couple minutes later my sister put her bra and shirt back on.

It never came up again.