The best one I ever heard was in a disco in college from a girl who was so good-looking and dressed to the nines, that she was virtually unapproachable. Those guys who DID try, failed. We watched her shoot down guy after guy.
After dancing with several different girls and downing enough liquid courage, I took my shot and asked her to dance.
She said, "It's about time you got to me."
Game. Set. Match.
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'Seal 3:16 - "Give a man some porn and he'll jerk off for a day. Teach a man how to search for porn and he'll stop making requests over and over again."
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