[MFN]

My wife and I were at a clothing-optional resort, and after spending the afternoon around the pool we decided to go check out the gift shop. After picking out a dress she went to the counter and asked the saleslady where she could find the dressing room to try it on. Now, consider the situation: the only clothes anywhere in the shop are on the racks and hangers, and everyone there is nude. Upon hearing my wife's question, we all broke out laughing at the same time. (By the way, after recovering from her own laughing and slipping the dress on and then off, she did buy it--a daring sheer shift made with a lacy pattern that shows plenty but hides just enough that she can wear it while entertaining.)