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Welcome back to she Loser! As you may remember, our special guest Courageous Souls has taken her chances and stepped inside the Funhouse. Will she be successful?

Courageous Soul is inside now. The lights are set somewhat dark, and there's plenty of B-series horror flick-like stuff around. So far the Funhouse doesn't look especially frightening and her pretty face conveys that same assesment. In fact, Courageous Soul looks kinda disappointed, as if she was expecting to be frightened. She mutters to herself if this is all they've got.

Nope, dear. We got much, much more than this. And we've reserved it solely for you, hahaha!

She keeps walking forward. Smoke, intermitent lights and cheap FX simulating a haunted house. Of course, nothing of this bothers her in the least. Then the actors come in; first there comes Dracula, whose face Courageous Sould dares to laugh at. Dracula tries chasing her down and she responds by making him trip and fall.

Uh, oh... that's not very polite, Courageous Soul. Watch out!

Then the Mummy... which gets locked in inside its coffin because of our girl. Frankenstein's Monster is pushed down some stairs. The Exorcist's Girl gets tangled within her filthy blankets which ironically switch her Tourette's a level up... only that the swearing and profanities are all aimed at Courageous Soul now. The blonde, meanwhile, laughs triumphantly.

At this point I think we all are hoping to see her downfall. Am I right, folks?

Giggling, Courageous Soul walks into the last chamber. Her mind is probably thinking of those $1.000 and therefore she doesn't notice the quick moving shadow at her right side.

What's there in the dark? Uh, oh...

She, however, hears something. She's not scared yet, just somewhat curious about it. Courageous Soul wanders about the room, which is full of doors. She asks out loud, while laughing, if they've reserved a charity worker for the last stage, as that would be scarier than anything else she's previously sen in the Funhouse (her words). Then one of the door slowly opens ajar, which a chilling sound.

Here comes the... charity worker?

No charity worker. Instead we get to see an actor dressed up as a modern film ghost, slowly approaching the blonde. The girl keeps laughing disdainfully. As her eyes are closed while she laughs, our infamous young collaborator sneakily gets into the room as well. He places himself right behind Courageous Soul. The boy can hardly keep himself from laughing.

Finally we get a hero to save the day! What have you prepared for this obnoxious victim?

So far he does nothing but waiting. The ghost, meanwhile, keeps approaching the duo while making gutural noises. Then he seems to levitate! Actually there's a very discreet wire lifting him up through an harness carefully placed under his shirt. A typical Hollywood trick. Courageous Soul finally shows fear -she doesn't see the wire- and freezes.

Look who's scared now! Hahahaha!

She's standing next to one of the doors. Then our boy takes advantage of the situation. He produces a stapple pistol and quickly stapples the hem of Courageous Soul's skirt to tha door. As she's staring horrified at the 'ghost' she doesn't notice.

Your real problems are not in the direction you're looking at! Hahahaha!

Then it happens. With eyes wide open, she screams bloody murder and tries to flee... only to be stopped on her tracks; the skirt has stretched to its limits and doesn't allow her to escape. She looks back, frightened, and spots the cause. She then looks at the ghost, which keeps approaching her.

Are you going to cry for Mommy now, Courageous Soul? Hahahaha!

In her desperate state of mind she tries to run away in spite of her skirt being trapped. Of course fails at it every time and, in a thoughtless, resolute fashion she just unzips her skirt and steps out of it!

Well, she just did it herself. We're not to blame!

Now in her underwear, Courageous Soul flees by running away as fast as she's able to. The camera zooms up to her big ass, whose buttocks bounce up and down under the snug fabric of her briefs as she runs. She's wearing brown panties; the front is made of poliamyde with some see-thru lace at the sides. The seat, on the other hand, is also made of poliamyde and displays an embroidered pattern of roses on it. The blonde runs mindlessly, terrified for the vision of the flying ghost. She's so scared that she even gets out of the Funhouse skirtless. Once there men, women and children spot her, notice her state of skirtless-ness and proceed to laugh and mock her accordingly!

Now in the catwalk, ladies and gentlemen, we have our high-profile model Courageus Soul! She's sporting a tight pair of brown, womanly briefs. Please notice the dark brown color, which makes this set of underwear ideal for a ride through the Funhouse and a... well, 'digestive accident' happens to take place... Hahahaha!

Fortunately for Courageous Soul -and the onlookers! -no 'digestive accident' has occurred. What happens instead is that the blonde is finally snapped out of her primal scared trance, looks down... and notices she's not wearing her skirt anymore. With a high-pitched shriek she covers her underwear with both hands and runs away. Even when she gets to be far from the cameras she can be heard sobbing like a little girl, much different from the arrogant woman who entered into the Funhouse!

Once again the Funhouse has won. So has She Loser!


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