my colleague's wife
The guy who shares an office with me at work just split from his wife to move in with the office manager, which was strange as his wife was a lot hotter and nicer than the replacement.
Anyway his wife called a couple of days ago for him to speak to the contractor, who was at their house. He picked the phone up on speaker, and they had a pretty usual chat about some renovations she had been doing to their house. After a couple of minutes, it became clear that something was off at the other end of the line. So he asked her what was up.
And I shit you not, she said "Jeff (the contractor) is fucking me"
He said "What?"
And she said "John is fucking me right now, and I feel amazing."
He picked up the phone and what I heard was a whole load of disbelief and recriminations from him. I could only vaguely hear her side, but it was clear she came while on the phone.
It was pretty cruel, really, but I have masturbated a load of times thinking about it.
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