[ExFiles]

Anyone have certain experiences that you've been denied for one reason or another, but your significant other's exes had free reign?

The guy my wife was dating just before me was either trying to hide the fact that he was actually gay or just had low testosterone. I rail her at every opportunity. She's a fit blonde of 31; 5'4" 120 lbs; huge rack; gorgeous - she masturbates and watches porn more than I do and as a result, she knows how to handle some dick. There should be no reason he wouldn't want to. Anyway, recognizing he was depriving her, he essentially gave her permission to fuck his best friend. So, usually on the weekends, they'd grab a hotel room; since his best friend was also his room mate.

Well, his best friend had pretty much a season pass to her asshole; something I only get on occasion (I'd say 4 or 5 times in the past 3 years). Her reasoning is "his dick was so small, it's really the only way it did anything for me."

I suppose I should be flattered. But still a little jealous.