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I did tell my wife who said she wasn't surprised.
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The wives know. One of the baseball moms flat out told me that if I wanted to hear the neighborhood gossip that I need to sit with the moms on the bleachers. And from the moms I found out which coach was getting a divorce and his wife was showing up to the games looking hot to piss him off; which divorced wife was pissing off the other moms because she was dressing too sexy at the games and their husbands were noticing; and which mom accidentally (she said) flashed one of the ballplayers when he came to her house to visit her son.
That’s a Catch-22, is it not? – if you want to sleep around with the neighborhood moms you want to find one that is willing to sleep around; but you don’t want one that is so indiscreet that everybody knows about it.