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Originally Posted by eedjut
All three performers are completely naked. The lighting changes throughout, sometimes it’s fairly bright, at other points dimmed. Abbi and Helen move around a lot, a feature of several of their shows is their physical interaction where they carry or support each other. It’s a mixture of dance and circus skills. This is not a porn show. The warning on the booking page sums it up nicely: “Please note at points during the show performers will be naked (non threatening and not sexual nudity)”
All three have small, natural breasts. Abbi, the red head, has delightfully perky nipples. Also I’m glad to say all are unshaven and but sporting lightly trimmed bushes. I didn’t spot any obvious lip. My personal preference always favours the natural look for both boobs and bush.
The surprise for me was when Becky the musician got naked too. An unexpected pleasure for sure.
The Soho theatre has the usual blanket ban on filming and has ushers who aren’t shy about intervening if audience members are disturbing a show. I’ve never seen anyone use a camera except the end of a show in the downstairs cabaret venue or at the request of a performer as part of a show.
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I went to see Two Man Show during its second run at the Soho Theatre. The run is now over. I know there was another review posted here, but I’ll start from scratch.
First, the setup – the stage is just a red part of the floor between two sets of rows of chairs. The chairs stop just a foot at most away from the stage. It’s unassigned seating, so obviously the front row is the best choice if you get there early enough.
There are three performers in the show – the main performers are Abbi and Helen, and the musician is Becky. They all come out in big gowns at the beginning and sing for a bit. I immediately began to imagine what they looked like naked, knowing that I’d be seeing all three of them fully nude in a little while. Becky goes to one side with the instruments, while Abbi and Helen begin the main part of the show.
A few minutes later, the large gowns come off, and Abbi and Helen are wearing black nighties. Not naked yet, but you could see the outline of their nipples, as they weren’t wearing bras.
About 10-15 minutes into the 70 minute show, Abbi and Helen quickly take off the black nighties, leaving them only in black panties. The first glimpse of their naked boobs. Some in the audience gasped, because they might not have expected nudity. As described in other posts, they have natural small and very cute breasts. Abbi had longer nipples and bigger areolas than Helen. They dance around with plenty of shaking of their breasts. Since they were only wearing panties as they danced, it was also easy to picture their butts, which I’ll describe later.
When they start humming a classical song, that’s the beginning of the best nudity. It’s a 5 minute long scene.
Becky, the musician strips fully nude. She stands on her stool for a short time, so you can clearly see her bush – she appears to be a natural blonde, as her pussy is covered with light colored hair. She has little perky breasts with light pink nipples, and as she turns you see her cute little butt. She sits at her piano naked, so you can no longer see her pussy or butt, but you can see her breasts for the remainder of the 5 minute scene.
At the same time Becky got naked, so did Abbi and Helen. They pulled down their panties simultaneously. I think half the audience gasped again, and perhaps had other natural reactions to seeing very attractive girls without any clothing on. Look, the description of the show says it’s “non-sexual” nudity, which is true. However, having two 29 year old natural beauties standing just a few feet away with their boobs, butts, and pussies visible is pretty awesome.
Both of them have trimmed dark colored bushes, as described in the other post, very sexy intimate areas. What wasn’t described was their lovely butts. As a butt guy, it was a pleasure to witness their naked asses. First, Abbi – her awesome butt was perhaps a little smaller than I expected. She has really cute back dimples just above her butt crack. Helen has a cute bubble butt, not that big, but definitely an amazing shape to it. Her ass is gorgeous.
There is about 5 minutes of naked dancing. The first part has Abbi posing Helen in various statue poses. They move a little podium to the center of the stage, and some of the poses are on that, letting you look up her butt and pussy. No visible lips or anus. But the best pose is one off the podium. If you’re sitting in the front row on the side away from the entrance, right in the middle, you will be staring directly at Helen’s perfect naked butt – just inches in front of your face. The second part of the sequence has Helen wrapping and unwrapping Abbi’s body with some fabric. You get some great views of Abbi’s intimate areas, and as Helen runs around and around Abbi, you get to see her cute butt as she runs. Eventually they both put their bottoms back on.
After the scene, Becky puts on panties and a tank top (no bra). Abbi and Helen remain topless for most of the rest of the show – Abbi slightly longer than Helen.
During the bows, Abbi is still topless. And Becky is just wearing the panties, so when she bows away from you, there’s a great view of her butt in the panties and her nipples showing through her tank top.
Nudity summary:
Helen (left of the photo) – boobs, butt, bush for about 5 minutes, dancing around so everything is visible, boobs only for about 45 minutes in total
Abbi (middle of the photo) – boobs, butt, bush for about 5 minutes, dancing around so everything is visible, boobs only for about 50 minutes in total
Becky (right of the photo) – boobs, butt, bush for about 5 minutes, however most of that time is sitting at the piano, so her bush and butt are really only visible for 1 minute or so