Dear writing.com,
Thank you for putting the unsightly image of a man's penis bulge in a tiny G-string next to all of your stories. While reading stories about naked women and their erotic mishaps there is nothing I hate more than a bright blue wang staring at me and dominating a quarter of my screen. The fully clothed redhead on the other side of the screen is poor compensation for this.
Your bitterest fan,
Anonegg.
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