[PuffyNips]

When I was in my early 20s I used to work late along with a few other young people in the office. Sometimes we'd get a little silly and play pranks on our co-workers who weren't there, like we'd rearrange everything in their cubicles, or change their screen saver to a porno image. That kind of thing.

One night I noticed a guy friend standing up about 5 cubicles away. I was bored so I walked over. He was in the cubicle of this woman. I knew he was sort of hot for her. She was sitting at her computer staring at the screen. He was behind her massaging her shoulders. They weren't talking or anything, she continued to stare at the screen while he continued to massage.

I saw an opportunity for a prank.

I quietly tapped him on the shoulder. I held a finger to my lips signaling he shouldn't speak. I moved my hands to where his had been on her shoulders. He then backed quietly out of the cubicle. Haha. She had no idea I was now massaging her shoulders. I knew my guy friend would do something to reveal he wasn't there anymore.

Meanwhile, I start ramping up the massage. I started caressing her neck. I ran my fingers through her hair. I lightly touched her cheeks and her lips. This was becoming an entirely sensual massage.

Then I went in for the kill.

I lowered my hands onto her blouse and cupped her boobs. I swirled my fingers over the little bumps of her nipples. She was swooning.

Then her phone rang. She let it ring a few times before picking up. It was my guy friend. He was calling from his cubicle. He asked if he could come by and borrow her stapler. She said, "Yes, sure come on by..... AAAARRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHH!"

She let out a horrifying scream as she realized he wasn't the one massaging her. She jumped up from her chair and turned around to see me. She started bashing me with the phone. She was yelling like I've never seen a woman yell before. She started crying. My guy friend came racing over. He asked what was wrong. She started yelling at him and hitting at me again.

Um... yep... that didn't go so well... I'm sort of lucky. If I tried a prank like that today I'm sure she would have sued for sexual harassment and I would have been fired and maybe arrested. As it turns out she told everyone in the office what happened and they forever branded me as a creep. Probably well deserved. A few months later I quit - which was the right thing to do. Lesson learned, don't grope women.