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Old 04-18-2013, 05:40 PM
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we dated a few months then one night she came over to surprise me only to find my old blond girlfriend with a killer body on top of me getting after it. not my fault I came home from date and this hottie was in bed waiting for me. after that me and the hot tennis player didn't date for two years. I moved away. then back. as soon as I moved back to town she immediately moved in with me.
So, she walks in on your fucking this old gf and stops dating you. You go away, and as soon as you move back she moves in with you.

What's your secret, man? What the hell did you do in the intervening time to win her back? 'Cause I need to learn it!
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