[Mark_2000]

Just recently a friend told me about a girl who propositioned him in a club one night.

She asked him. “How about coming back to my place and watch some porn on my flat screen mirror.”

Needless to say it worked.

But no matter how stupid or corny the girls pick up line is, as guys, were pretty much going to accept the offer.

Just thinking back on old conquests, after reading Everard’s thread. It reminds of a time back at University. My group of friends always hung out with the same group of girls. This one girl, I’ll call her Candy, was the alpha female, the leader of the girls. She knew the best dirty jokes and could drink me under the table. But she was also the most gorgeous girl I have ever met.

About 5 foot 4, beautiful face, shoulder length brown hair. Deep tan, B cup breasts and being a gym goer, she had the most beautifully toned legs and an ass so firm, you could bounce coins off it.

She use to wear really short shorts, that had great difficulty in confining her firm buttocks. I would happily walk behind her and be mesmerised by watching her undulating buttocks as she walked.

One night we were out at the pub, she was fairly quiet and reserved. Didn’t think much of it. During the evening, every time I looked over at her, she was staring at me. Our eyes would meet and I would be the first to turn away. Never in a million years did I think she would be interested in me. I was fairly sexually naive and not very self confident.

As the evening was coming to a close, she came up to me and said.

“ I’ve been waiting all night for you to make a move on me.”

I gulped and was wondering if I had misheard her.

I said “Excuse me.”

“ You heard me, well are you?”

I was just standing there, mouth open, in a state of shock. Luckily she was still smiling, it was a wicked mischievous smile.

“ Well if your not going to do it, I’ll make the first move.” She said.

“ Ahh, Ok.” I dumbly replied.

She continued

“ How would you feel about trying some Australian kissing?”

“What’s that?” I asked.

“Well it’s like French kissing but you go down under.”

With that we both cracked up laughing.

“Well, do you?” She asked innocently.

I just nodded my head. She grabbed my hand and led me to her car. We went back to her place.

I would love to say that I fucked her silly all night, but no, it didn’t happen, but I can happily say that she instructed me in the art of Australian Kissing.

So let us know the best and the worst pick up lines, a girl has used on you.