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Sadly, I had a leg mangled in a car accident when I was in my 20's, and I have a decided limp. At a bar in downtown Denver, a beautiful girl sat beside me and began to talk. I was very pleasantly surprised but assumed she was a hooker looking for a john. She told me she worked as a paralegal, and was almost engaged but she had this one fixation that she could not shake. "I get off fucking amputees" she told me. Unfortunately, I still had my leg, although it was a mess.

She told me that her grandfather was an amputee from some war some time and she could get off having sex with amputees in a way that nothing else did. I asked if her boyfriend was an amputee and she said no, but he knew of her fixation. In the past, when she found an amputee, she had to take him out, undress him, play with his stump and hopefully have sex with him. I laughed and suggested she find a VA hospital and work there.

She was really attractive, damnit.