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Old 05-18-2015, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by AliDubois View Post
So, I got in the lift at work to go from the 5th floor to my office on the third floor. A ordinary-looking young lady got in behind me. Knowing that most people would want to go to the ground floor I said to her, "Do you want to go all the way?". She replied, "Oh, it's been some time since somebody said that to me". I smiled, but being a happily married man, I just went on my way, but I still remember it, some twenty years later.
Yea, I love those kind of unexpected ones. Gives you a brief little jolt to the system.

Some road trip with a group of us in college, a girl I hadn't even considered was into me, when we were talking about who was going to sleep in which room, she announces to everyone:

"I don't care where I sleep, as long as I get to sleep with Karl."
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