Now I don't know if you would call my pickup line or hers.
I was at a college town party and was behind the bar pouring drinks when a couple of Bettie's walk up and smile that smile.
So I say "How can I do ya for?"
They say in unison "Tequila Poppers and a couple of of hours if you can last."
My stupefied reply "Come Again" looking like and idiot.
Girls "Not Yet!"
Needless to say the double entendre had me off to a bedroom with the bottle of tequila. Oh to be 19 again when it would never go soft.
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